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There is no possible way this is his first time. He probably does it to himself pretty frequently.
January 16, 2026 at 11:59 AM
There is no possible way this is his first time. He probably does it to himself pretty frequently.
Winter is death, sterility and darkness. It makes me feel accomplished for having survived it, but that feeling doesn't come until later. Right now, I'm just depressed becauze the environment is trying to kill me. And mildly grateful that I have more ways to defend myself than my ancestors did.
January 15, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Winter is death, sterility and darkness. It makes me feel accomplished for having survived it, but that feeling doesn't come until later. Right now, I'm just depressed becauze the environment is trying to kill me. And mildly grateful that I have more ways to defend myself than my ancestors did.
"...liked and respected me when it wasn’t fashionable to do so." My dude, that's still unfashionable.
January 14, 2026 at 1:46 PM
"...liked and respected me when it wasn’t fashionable to do so." My dude, that's still unfashionable.
Already is, I think.
January 13, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Already is, I think.
#YIAY2026
Trump admits to having ED and a micropenis, but blames woke liberals for for both. Nobody understands his logic, but the core MAGA nuts uze it as an excuse to incite violence anyway. Then they claim woke liberals are the ones actually responsible for the violence.
Trump admits to having ED and a micropenis, but blames woke liberals for for both. Nobody understands his logic, but the core MAGA nuts uze it as an excuse to incite violence anyway. Then they claim woke liberals are the ones actually responsible for the violence.
January 5, 2026 at 9:17 PM
#YIAY2026
Trump admits to having ED and a micropenis, but blames woke liberals for for both. Nobody understands his logic, but the core MAGA nuts uze it as an excuse to incite violence anyway. Then they claim woke liberals are the ones actually responsible for the violence.
Trump admits to having ED and a micropenis, but blames woke liberals for for both. Nobody understands his logic, but the core MAGA nuts uze it as an excuse to incite violence anyway. Then they claim woke liberals are the ones actually responsible for the violence.
Microsoft doesn't give a shit what's safe. They want kids getting comfortable with AI becauze that's good for their bottom line. Fuck Microsoft.
December 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Microsoft doesn't give a shit what's safe. They want kids getting comfortable with AI becauze that's good for their bottom line. Fuck Microsoft.
"...contextually relevant to the story." So, they're still going to be censoring anything they want, and all they have to do to justify it under this rule is refuze to understand the story.
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
"...contextually relevant to the story." So, they're still going to be censoring anything they want, and all they have to do to justify it under this rule is refuze to understand the story.
That is both amazing and really fucked up at the same time.
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
That is both amazing and really fucked up at the same time.
I hope so. It would be a welcome change if Donald Trump accidentally did something good.
November 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I hope so. It would be a welcome change if Donald Trump accidentally did something good.
Huh. I wasn't paying attention to the supreme court 34 years ago (becauze I was six), but it sounds like people already knew that Clarence Thomas was a massive piece of shit who should never be allowed in a position of power.
October 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Huh. I wasn't paying attention to the supreme court 34 years ago (becauze I was six), but it sounds like people already knew that Clarence Thomas was a massive piece of shit who should never be allowed in a position of power.
I bet Trump regrets that pardon now. Unless he's more disconnected from reality than I realized.
October 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I bet Trump regrets that pardon now. Unless he's more disconnected from reality than I realized.
I haven't been on Twitter in a while, but I bet Elon Musk and his ass-kissers aren't shadowbanned. Everyone else, maybe, but they're immune.
September 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I haven't been on Twitter in a while, but I bet Elon Musk and his ass-kissers aren't shadowbanned. Everyone else, maybe, but they're immune.
You'd think this would have reminded him.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Four arrests after images of Trump and Epstein projected on Windsor Castle
Police said four people remain in custody after the "stunt," which coincided with the US president's arrival in the UK.
www.bbc.com
September 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
You'd think this would have reminded him.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
I disagree. A proper, cold-weather parka should come down to your knees at least for heat retention.
September 19, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I disagree. A proper, cold-weather parka should come down to your knees at least for heat retention.
By parka standards, that seems pretty small, actually.
September 19, 2025 at 10:17 AM
By parka standards, that seems pretty small, actually.
They're what makes TV terrifying. Vampyres are less scary than the GOP becauze at least I know vampyres aren't real.
September 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
They're what makes TV terrifying. Vampyres are less scary than the GOP becauze at least I know vampyres aren't real.
The fact that this is a serious topic of debate is just scary.
September 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The fact that this is a serious topic of debate is just scary.
Gift has been a verb since the 17th century, though. If it routinely takes you 400 years to get used to new things, that might be something to discuss with your therapist rather than Internet strangers. doi.org/10.1093/OED/...
Oxford English Dictionary
The OED is the definitive record of the English language, featuring 600,000 words, 3 million quotations, and over 1,000 years of English.
doi.org
September 4, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Gift has been a verb since the 17th century, though. If it routinely takes you 400 years to get used to new things, that might be something to discuss with your therapist rather than Internet strangers. doi.org/10.1093/OED/...
I didn't, but only becauze The Onion is the only news source I follow on bsky. Most Republican healthcare initiatives show about this level of understanding of human biology, so, if it had got mixed up with real news, I probably would have believed it, too.
September 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I didn't, but only becauze The Onion is the only news source I follow on bsky. Most Republican healthcare initiatives show about this level of understanding of human biology, so, if it had got mixed up with real news, I probably would have believed it, too.
Hillary also made the mistake of responding to Trump's call to "make America great again" with "America already is great." Couldn't have a clearer indication that the Democrats aren't about change. Republicans are the only ones who have been offering change, and they wanna burn democracy to ash.
September 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Hillary also made the mistake of responding to Trump's call to "make America great again" with "America already is great." Couldn't have a clearer indication that the Democrats aren't about change. Republicans are the only ones who have been offering change, and they wanna burn democracy to ash.
Trump sucks, but so does AI. If you think you need help from AI to make fun of Trump, I think you're underestimating yourself. We're all perfectly capable of doing that on our own.
September 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Trump sucks, but so does AI. If you think you need help from AI to make fun of Trump, I think you're underestimating yourself. We're all perfectly capable of doing that on our own.
You really think Couchfucker Vance can hold MAGA together when they're disintegrating into increasingly insane conspiracy theories about how their Messiah died? He's more likely to get blamed for Trump's death and lynched, like they tried to do with Pence.
August 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
You really think Couchfucker Vance can hold MAGA together when they're disintegrating into increasingly insane conspiracy theories about how their Messiah died? He's more likely to get blamed for Trump's death and lynched, like they tried to do with Pence.