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12th is Stupid, Unserious
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She/they. 40s NB. 🏳️‍⚧️
Comics. TTRPGS. Writing. Occasional lewd talk. Random expressions & microbloggin

I think about wizard fights a lot.
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Modified screenshot of a famous article by The Onion, the "It is Journalism's sacred duty to..." headline which highlighted the hypocrisy of journalists engaging in anti-trans rhetoric. In this case the headline has been modified to read: "It Is Journalism's Sacred Duty to enable billionaire pedophiles at every opportunity".
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Hellboy
Hellboy, a stocky devil/demon-esque character (but his horns are broken off or filed down) wearing an open trenchcoat gestures angrily off panel, while holding a mostly empty bottle of rum. Hellboy: "Don't mess with me, lady. I've been drinking with skeletons."
November 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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A vampire that’s not Dracula
Ava, played by Mia Wasikowska, in 'Only Lovers Left Alive' (2013, dir Jarmusch). She's a light skinned white woman with messy dark blonde hair, sitting in a bar wearing sunglasses and white leather wrist length gloves.
October 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and its the chaparral 2j
The chaparral 2j, a racing car painted in white with the numeral 66 on painted kn the side. The front end looks like a standard racing car, but the back end is a Frankenstein monster of a rectangular box. It looks very incongruent with the normal contours you expect of a racecar. Rear view of the chaparral 2j, which highlights the extremely boxy back end that doesn't look like it belongs on a racing vehicle. However, what can be seen are the giant ass vacuum turbines installed into the rear chassis. It could be confused for jet intake turbines placed into two giant washing machine cubes welded together. It ain't pretty, but it raced so good they outlawed it. Just like women want.
October 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Simpsons bus driver meme. The Bus driver says: "Don't make me tap the sign" He then taps a sign that says: IT'S ALWAYS A GRIFT"
October 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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GI Robot believes that this post represents or reports something that a Nazi might say.
September 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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*sighs*
Simpsons Bus Driver Sign Meme. Bus Driver: *wearily* "Don't make me tap the sign." The Bus Driver taps a sign that says "It's Always a Grift."
September 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Evidence:
A real-world photo of a stained glass window depicting a somewhat simplified Pieta. Mary holds the dead body of her son, Jesus, in her hands. Beams of sunlight are depicted as radiating from her head and upper body. Also, as the mother of christ is doing this, she seems to be cradling our savior's massive fucking dong, which has flapped out from his loincloth. I mean, real. Who's among us hath not had our tuck ruined once upon a time? (Upon closer inspection it appears the lord's sausage is intended to be a shadow or thigh muscle definition line of the artwork but the confusion is immediate and obvious.)
September 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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"What? What did I say?"
Screenshot of Dr. Psycho, from the Harley Quinn animated streaming show. Dr. Psycho is a diminutive masculine figure with a disproportionately large head. He has messy dark hair, a trim van dyke beard, wearing a buttoned tuxedo with a carnation in his lapel. Dr. Psycho is a classic Wonder Woman villain who is generally a misogynist and male chauvinist in his depictions.
August 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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This is indeed a good meme format
Storyboard art from Star Wars Ep 1: The Phantom Menace, scene between a Jedi and Big Jar Jar. Captions are dialogue from 'Leon: The Professional' Jedi: "Revenge is not a good thing. It's better to forget." Big Jar Jar: "Forget?" Big Jar Jar: "After I've seen the outline of my brother's body on the floor, you expect me to forget?"
August 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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I can't believe no one here has mentioned "White" of the Three Colors Trilogy.
Promo image for 'White' (1994), part of the Three Colors trilogy by dir Krzysztof Kieślowski. The image features actor Zbigniew Zamachowski kissing a folded envelope or object, while actor Julie Delpy is partially obscured over his right shoulder in a bridal gown and veil. The background is stark white with the title in bold black letters above the figures.
August 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Farewell, Dallas.
Goodbye, Texas.

I wish you had loved me the way I loved you.
A night time vista of the Dallas skyline and the Trinity River bottoms. The lights of the skyline are bright, along with a gibbous moon on far right near the horizon. The bottoms are barely visible but some moonlit water can be seen. Taken from the Hampton St. Bridge in West Dallas.
August 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Minor spelling error in published article
Still from Superman 2025 (dir. GUNN), with supes laying defeated in a crater of snow, visually similar to the "Yamcha pose" meme.
August 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Trust me. If, of all people, Grant Morrison of all people wanted to center a Superman story on his "alien nature", he would have done so and made it extremely weird and outstandingly off-putting. The man is not known for being subtle.

Gunn took the right inspirations from that story.
Screenshot of a skeet from Polygon, linking to their article, "I think James Gun misunderstands the true nature of Superman: Gun's [sic] Superman shies away from the character's alien nature". The link thumbnail features a still from Gunn's 2025 Superman, where supes is laying in a small crater in the snow.
August 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Macro image caption in a vaporwave/synthwave 80s style font with similar decorative design elements of neon, geometric patterns, and a wireframe grid. The caption reads "Damn Thats Crazy - Where are the Epstein Files?"
August 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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A hologram of Sheev Palpatine in a dumb emo hoodie. The caption of dialogue states "I will make it legal by editing a website copy of the Constitution". Nic Cage in National Treasure wearing a weirdly wide lapel shirt and coat says "I'm gonna find/ replace function the US Constitution"
August 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Two Girls and a Guy.

I actually saw a few of these oddball art house films RDJ was in after his drug conviction in the 90s. This one comes off as an one act off-broadway stage play.

Unusual cinematic instance where polyamory is mentioned as a solution for the romantic conflict.
Promo image for the 1997 film Two Girls and a Guy, starring RDJ, Heather Graham, and Anastasia Gregson Wagner. The image is just the three leads in casual attire looking at the camera. The image include a stamp indicating that it was promoting the nc17 uncut version of the film.
July 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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A smiling Marge Simpson holds a potato in her right hand. The caption reads, "I just think they're a terrible candidate."
July 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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A screenshot of a TV interview with David Lynch. The interviewer asks Lynch to elaborate on his prior statement. Lynch (perhaps smugly) refuses to do so.
July 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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I think I found this year's Barbenheimer: 'Sinners' + 'Move Ya Body: The Birth of House'.

Call it 'Move Ya Sinners'
Theatrical poster for Ryan Coogler's 2025 film 'Sinners'. This features Michael B Jordan's character in dirty undershirt and pants in front of a landscape of shadows, flame, and a dim sun low to the horizon. Promotional image for 'Move Ya Body: The Birth of House', a 2025 documentary by Elegance Bratton. The image shows several young black and brown men (and two light skinned people of unclear ethnicity) posing with their instruments in a suburban greenspace. They are wearing clothing consistent with the early 1980s. The image is marked with the Sundance Film Festival logos where the film was screened, but no title or credits are provided.
June 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Oh i'll take the win, just i might not show a lot of ... uh, enthusiasm right now.
Illustration of Ghost Spider (aka Gwen Stacy Spider-girl) in her heroic costume, having faceplanted out of exhaustion. She has a small wisp rising from her head (symbolizing her exhaustion), and gives a thumbs up while holding a trans pride flag. She is set at the extreme bottom of the illustration, the remainder of the image is blank white space.
June 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Everyone? Like me? I'm in charge of global oil prices?

Okay cool, I have set oil prices at infinity. Oil is extinct. No more oil except for materials manufacturing. Fuck all yall. Begin the Green Energy Race.
Screenshot of a Truth Social post by DJT, on June 23, 2025. This reads (in all caps as always), "EVERYONE, KEEP OIL PRICES DOWN. I'M WATCHING! YOU'RE PLAYING RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF THE ENEMY. DON'T DO IT!"
June 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Yes, and...
Hawkgirl (Kendra Saunders) shouts "$%#@ YOU, COPS" on a flashback to the BLM protests in which she is participating as a protestor. Hawkgirl is a medium-skinned Cubana who has buzzed her hair down to the scalp, and wears a black BLM shirt. She is not in her heroic costume.
June 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Oh okay we just doing lies, like easily disproven lies. Cool cool, no surprise given all the lies from the NYT but I mean at some point we might get tired of this game.
Screenshotn of text from NYT article about SCOTUS uphold trans healthcare ban for minors: "Systematic reviews commissioned by international health bodies have consistently found that the evidence of the benefits of the treatments is weak, as is the evidence on the potential harms. Long term risks can include..." The NYT is printing and keeps printing lies. Two photos of Luigi Mangione, in the above panel he is seen mid-blink, in the lower panel he is looking at the viewer with an expression of affronted disbelief. In both pictures he is wearing a red sweater and white collared shirt. Uniformed cops are also seen in the background of both photos
June 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Fucker could have pulled out his phone and checked wikipedia.
Screencap from Wikipedia showing the population of Iran is 92,417,681 (2025 est) Screencap from the Wikipedia article on Iran, in specific a portion of the first paragraph, which reads: "...Persian Gulf to the south. With a multi-ethnic population of over 92 million in an area of 1,648,195 sq km (636,372 sq mi), Iran ranks 17th globally in both geographic size and population. It is the sixth-largest country..."
June 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM