Tristin
@tweezleohm.bsky.social
Peace, love & harmony my friends | Queer AuDHD artist & rainbow enthusiast | Deepthinking pain in the ass :p
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I know that the administration is trying to demoralize the country, and to a point it' working, but I don't think he's counting on the First Infantry of Perimenopause.
It's hard to demoralize volcanic lava rage.
It's hard to demoralize volcanic lava rage.
December 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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When I say I remember a thing, it's because I remember the thing. Expecting me to preemptively change what I remember to match a delusion, is crazy. Also impossible w/o telepathy. Maybe, try not to be delusional? Wishing you hadn't said a thing is diff than not saying it
December 19, 2025 at 3:07 AM
When I say I remember a thing, it's because I remember the thing. Expecting me to preemptively change what I remember to match a delusion, is crazy. Also impossible w/o telepathy. Maybe, try not to be delusional? Wishing you hadn't said a thing is diff than not saying it
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We've never seen what it's like for a platform the scale of Facebook to go into full-on decline and eventual demise, but we are starting to, and it's not pretty.
December 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
We've never seen what it's like for a platform the scale of Facebook to go into full-on decline and eventual demise, but we are starting to, and it's not pretty.
The U.S. doesn't have Christmas crackers, whyyyyyyy?! What a cool tradition. We need Christmas crackers here
December 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The U.S. doesn't have Christmas crackers, whyyyyyyy?! What a cool tradition. We need Christmas crackers here
⭐ First order in!!! ⭐
a toad from super mario bros is flexing his muscles and saying `` i 'm the best !!! '' .
ALT: a toad from super mario bros is flexing his muscles and saying `` i 'm the best !!! '' .
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December 16, 2025 at 7:59 AM
⭐ First order in!!! ⭐
For an artistic person, I'm really not very creative. I have a unique perspective & way of thinking that's often confused as creativity, but at the end of the day- not so much 😅
December 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
For an artistic person, I'm really not very creative. I have a unique perspective & way of thinking that's often confused as creativity, but at the end of the day- not so much 😅
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Pissing Out Cancer, my comedy special produced by and formerly exclusively on Dropout.tv is now available for free and in full on YouTube.
Thank you so much to Dropout for being chill and letting me write this into my contract!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh5G...
Thank you so much to Dropout for being chill and letting me write this into my contract!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh5G...
Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer | Full Comedy Special
YouTube video by Hank Green
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December 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Pissing Out Cancer, my comedy special produced by and formerly exclusively on Dropout.tv is now available for free and in full on YouTube.
Thank you so much to Dropout for being chill and letting me write this into my contract!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh5G...
Thank you so much to Dropout for being chill and letting me write this into my contract!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh5G...
Note to self: you're not somehow beholden to the owner of the shop just because he gave you a good deal on a new battery coil one time. You're still free to shop anywhere you want
December 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Note to self: you're not somehow beholden to the owner of the shop just because he gave you a good deal on a new battery coil one time. You're still free to shop anywhere you want
Can't convince myself to give a shit about me for my own sake, but give me a digital pet to get attached to and tell me I have to do it for it's sake, suddenly I'm all over it 😅 Gotta take care of the birb!!
December 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Can't convince myself to give a shit about me for my own sake, but give me a digital pet to get attached to and tell me I have to do it for it's sake, suddenly I'm all over it 😅 Gotta take care of the birb!!
Primates and pachyderms share far away genes ya? And humans spit out their nose when they laugh with liquid in their mouth.... Is that the same mechanism as elephants spitting out their trunks? Are elephants just laughing really hard? 🤣
December 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Primates and pachyderms share far away genes ya? And humans spit out their nose when they laugh with liquid in their mouth.... Is that the same mechanism as elephants spitting out their trunks? Are elephants just laughing really hard? 🤣
I just learned some people lie down to sleep & their mind is quiet. No thoughts, pictures, songs-- nuttin! How does that even work!? I've got 24/7 full-media commentary. My brain doesn't know quiet- it sounds scary! & lonely :( Like when Borg get separated from the hive mind & they go insane! Ak!
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I just learned some people lie down to sleep & their mind is quiet. No thoughts, pictures, songs-- nuttin! How does that even work!? I've got 24/7 full-media commentary. My brain doesn't know quiet- it sounds scary! & lonely :( Like when Borg get separated from the hive mind & they go insane! Ak!
PSA: Body shaming is saying, "Wow that chick's got a butterface" Not "Hey, we can clearly see your skeleton, are you ok?"
That's no different than when grampa started turning yellow and could have died if nobody had pointed it out so he could get his liver checked.
That's no different than when grampa started turning yellow and could have died if nobody had pointed it out so he could get his liver checked.
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
PSA: Body shaming is saying, "Wow that chick's got a butterface" Not "Hey, we can clearly see your skeleton, are you ok?"
That's no different than when grampa started turning yellow and could have died if nobody had pointed it out so he could get his liver checked.
That's no different than when grampa started turning yellow and could have died if nobody had pointed it out so he could get his liver checked.
Friends be like: I need a ride (meal, place to stay, cig, 10$, whatever)
I be like: sure, I got you. Long as it don't leave me helpless, I'll help
But then!
Sometimes I also be like: hey friend can I get a ride to the store and back? I'll pay you
Friends: ......
Wtf is wrong w/people?
I be like: sure, I got you. Long as it don't leave me helpless, I'll help
But then!
Sometimes I also be like: hey friend can I get a ride to the store and back? I'll pay you
Friends: ......
Wtf is wrong w/people?
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Friends be like: I need a ride (meal, place to stay, cig, 10$, whatever)
I be like: sure, I got you. Long as it don't leave me helpless, I'll help
But then!
Sometimes I also be like: hey friend can I get a ride to the store and back? I'll pay you
Friends: ......
Wtf is wrong w/people?
I be like: sure, I got you. Long as it don't leave me helpless, I'll help
But then!
Sometimes I also be like: hey friend can I get a ride to the store and back? I'll pay you
Friends: ......
Wtf is wrong w/people?
Just found out the cute video of the husky scaring a cat was Ai and now my life is ruined. I can never trust a cute animal video ever again.
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Just found out the cute video of the husky scaring a cat was Ai and now my life is ruined. I can never trust a cute animal video ever again.
Me, over here wondering if I should tell them ... The prosciutto severed arm looks so much like muscle because that's literally what it is 😅https://youtu.be/vcrTnkryYTg?si=rqyWgBwnCmI78nCa
I Tried HALLOWEEN TikTok Recipes!
YouTube video by Rosanna Pansino
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October 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Me, over here wondering if I should tell them ... The prosciutto severed arm looks so much like muscle because that's literally what it is 😅https://youtu.be/vcrTnkryYTg?si=rqyWgBwnCmI78nCa
Here's an idea - make fans with at least 2 loudness options, loud or quiet. Doesn't affect the blowyness but does make fans more inclusive to everyone. Seems like they only want fans to be quieter and quieter, but what if we NEED the noise? We gotta go on reddit and ask what's the loudest desk fan?
September 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Here's an idea - make fans with at least 2 loudness options, loud or quiet. Doesn't affect the blowyness but does make fans more inclusive to everyone. Seems like they only want fans to be quieter and quieter, but what if we NEED the noise? We gotta go on reddit and ask what's the loudest desk fan?
The next time somebody accuses me of being a control freak over the fact that managing my disability requires me to do certain things in very particular ways that often don't make sense to anyone but me, I'M GOING TO SCREAM!
September 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The next time somebody accuses me of being a control freak over the fact that managing my disability requires me to do certain things in very particular ways that often don't make sense to anyone but me, I'M GOING TO SCREAM!
So I wonder, do animals like watching each other the way we like watching them? Is the crow watching a raccoon thinking , "awe! Look how cute that is!?" And if so, do they sometimes watch us too? "It just woke up and stumbled into a wall! Hahaha"..... I'm pretty sure my cats have opinions of me 😅😂
September 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
So I wonder, do animals like watching each other the way we like watching them? Is the crow watching a raccoon thinking , "awe! Look how cute that is!?" And if so, do they sometimes watch us too? "It just woke up and stumbled into a wall! Hahaha"..... I'm pretty sure my cats have opinions of me 😅😂
Why is it, if I couldn't walk or see or hear very well, it's totally fine to get a tool to help but when I need to plaster my dimly lit workspace with sticky notes and have things ordered in a certain way so I don't get as lost-- THAT'S going to far
July 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Why is it, if I couldn't walk or see or hear very well, it's totally fine to get a tool to help but when I need to plaster my dimly lit workspace with sticky notes and have things ordered in a certain way so I don't get as lost-- THAT'S going to far
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Fun with Cinder this morning.
"Despite all my rage I am still just a cat in a cage."
"Despite all my rage I am still just a cat in a cage."
July 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Fun with Cinder this morning.
"Despite all my rage I am still just a cat in a cage."
"Despite all my rage I am still just a cat in a cage."
Perfection for the sake of perfection is a pointless waste of time. Perfection for the sake of maximum efficiency? GOLDEN
July 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Perfection for the sake of perfection is a pointless waste of time. Perfection for the sake of maximum efficiency? GOLDEN
Next time somebody says I think too much, I'm going to kindly suggest maybe they don't think enough
July 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Next time somebody says I think too much, I'm going to kindly suggest maybe they don't think enough
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I don't have to agree with your politics 100% but I need to know you believe everyone deserves food, housing, electricity, clean water, and control over their own bodies and sex lives or it's a no go.
July 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I don't have to agree with your politics 100% but I need to know you believe everyone deserves food, housing, electricity, clean water, and control over their own bodies and sex lives or it's a no go.
'Swear I spend half my life looking for shit I just had in my hand 😅
July 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
'Swear I spend half my life looking for shit I just had in my hand 😅