Tweek Tweak
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AGH! Uh, hi, my name is Tweek. Yeah, I know it sounds ridiculous, but what the hell. Oh man, this is way too much pressure! I need coffee right now! AGH!
I wish I could end resolve this feud, but I don't wanna make things worse.
December 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I wish I could end resolve this feud, but I don't wanna make things worse.
[still in tears] Yes, we did. Me and a few other guys all wanted to give you a good first impression and we all blew it for you because of what Red and Butters did to each other. I'm so sorry, I really am.
December 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
[still in tears] Yes, we did. Me and a few other guys all wanted to give you a good first impression and we all blew it for you because of what Red and Butters did to each other. I'm so sorry, I really am.
Well, you're not wrong about that. This town sure is madness, but if you do want to leave... [tears start forming in his eyes], then I- I'm not stopping you. I'm sorry I failed to make you feel welcome here.
December 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Well, you're not wrong about that. This town sure is madness, but if you do want to leave... [tears start forming in his eyes], then I- I'm not stopping you. I'm sorry I failed to make you feel welcome here.
What?! No man, please don’t leave! Things will get better, I promise!
December 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
What?! No man, please don’t leave! Things will get better, I promise!
I’m sorry, but I just can’t things get any worse!
December 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I’m sorry, but I just can’t things get any worse!
If Red’s gonna retaliate against Butters, then I should step in.
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
If Red’s gonna retaliate against Butters, then I should step in.
I mean I get Butters was trying to stand up for me, but he didn’t have to go that far in getting her back.
December 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I mean I get Butters was trying to stand up for me, but he didn’t have to go that far in getting her back.
I mean if Red hadn’t mistaken me for Butters and kicked me in the groin, Butters wouldn’t have thrown all those piss-filled balloons at her. Maybe I should’ve told the principal about it, but I didn’t want anyone to get in trouble during our first day back.
December 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I mean if Red hadn’t mistaken me for Butters and kicked me in the groin, Butters wouldn’t have thrown all those piss-filled balloons at her. Maybe I should’ve told the principal about it, but I didn’t want anyone to get in trouble during our first day back.
Yeah, I think this was because of me.
December 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Yeah, I think this was because of me.
[he cringes as the memory flies back into his head] Yes… he was. And thank god he was unelected after.
December 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
[he cringes as the memory flies back into his head] Yes… he was. And thank god he was unelected after.
Yeah, he sure is. Much better than our former teacher, Mr. Garrison. The man was a lunatic.
December 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Yeah, he sure is. Much better than our former teacher, Mr. Garrison. The man was a lunatic.
I didn't know what was happening because I was at the Kupa Keep with Craig.
December 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I didn't know what was happening because I was at the Kupa Keep with Craig.
I would say thank you for sticking up for me after I got kicked by Red, but you really, REALLY didn't have to go that far in getting her back!
December 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I would say thank you for sticking up for me after I got kicked by Red, but you really, REALLY didn't have to go that far in getting her back!
Well, how's throwing piss-filled balloons at Red gonna solve anything? I get you were trying to stand up for me, but you didn't have to go that far!
December 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Well, how's throwing piss-filled balloons at Red gonna solve anything? I get you were trying to stand up for me, but you didn't have to go that far!
Okay, that's good. You don't want to know the shit I was pulled into when I was in their friend group.
December 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Okay, that's good. You don't want to know the shit I was pulled into when I was in their friend group.
Yeah, especially when you get roped into something by Cartman.
December 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Yeah, especially when you get roped into something by Cartman.
You haven’t? Oh, thank Jesus for that.
December 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
You haven’t? Oh, thank Jesus for that.
I’ll do my best to keep him out of trouble. But what if he doesn’t listen to any of us? AGH!
December 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I’ll do my best to keep him out of trouble. But what if he doesn’t listen to any of us? AGH!
Sounds a little too overkill, don’t you think?
December 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Sounds a little too overkill, don’t you think?
So… what did happen?
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
So… what did happen?
Oh god! You didn’t make another AI video of her, did you?!
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Oh god! You didn’t make another AI video of her, did you?!
Why? What part would I find funny about you getting kicked by Red?
December 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Why? What part would I find funny about you getting kicked by Red?