Chris Partridge
@tweedge.net
CloudSec manager at that online-bookstore-slash-server-rental company, adjunct professor at RIT, former janitor for r/cybersecurity. Writes @ https://chris.partridge.tech. Proofs @ https://tweedge.proven.lol. Cat person. Cheerful ^_^
My internet was out, so Spectrum showed up to my house to troubleshoot, where they noticed a Spectrum van at my neighbor's house, where the technician had disconnected my house from Spectrum ... to make a new connection to my neighbor's house ... while troubleshooting my neighbor's connectivity
January 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
My internet was out, so Spectrum showed up to my house to troubleshoot, where they noticed a Spectrum van at my neighbor's house, where the technician had disconnected my house from Spectrum ... to make a new connection to my neighbor's house ... while troubleshooting my neighbor's connectivity
*abruptly stops stapling my balls to my leg*
whoah, an even better idea
whoah, an even better idea
December 31, 2024 at 5:56 PM
*abruptly stops stapling my balls to my leg*
whoah, an even better idea
whoah, an even better idea
Yet another banger from Patrick Boyle
December 1, 2024 at 5:51 AM
Yet another banger from Patrick Boyle
Everybody's always talking about how many nines of uptime they have, but nobody's talking about how many threes of uptime you have. I have the most threes of uptime of anybody. King of threes right here
November 15, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Everybody's always talking about how many nines of uptime they have, but nobody's talking about how many threes of uptime you have. I have the most threes of uptime of anybody. King of threes right here
Watching a recording of a funeral for a family member -> notice that the recording is going to be deleted in ~30 days by the shitty software company -> pause playback -> PIRATE MY FAMILY MEMBER'S FUCKING FUNERAL
July 23, 2023 at 6:18 PM
Watching a recording of a funeral for a family member -> notice that the recording is going to be deleted in ~30 days by the shitty software company -> pause playback -> PIRATE MY FAMILY MEMBER'S FUCKING FUNERAL
Hmm I don't recognize that post - but I think this one is up to par? https://bsky.app/profile/cybersecurity.page/post/3jzldseia6n2d
July 3, 2023 at 3:38 AM
Hmm I don't recognize that post - but I think this one is up to par? https://bsky.app/profile/cybersecurity.page/post/3jzldseia6n2d
*pay off debt*
*credit score goes down*
*credit score goes down*
June 11, 2023 at 3:11 PM
*pay off debt*
*credit score goes down*
*credit score goes down*
Either the bluesky team has made some very cool and good UI bugs, or my laptop is 2 microseconds away from crashing due to shitty graphics drivers
April 27, 2023 at 4:07 AM
Either the bluesky team has made some very cool and good UI bugs, or my laptop is 2 microseconds away from crashing due to shitty graphics drivers
Anyway this is what I'm working on tonight, better monitoring for the Tor copy of my blog that so far I think two (?) people have ever been to (one of them is me). If you're ever needing to work with Tor, strongly recommend Stem as an interface. Makes a lot of things easy :)
April 27, 2023 at 4:03 AM
Anyway this is what I'm working on tonight, better monitoring for the Tor copy of my blog that so far I think two (?) people have ever been to (one of them is me). If you're ever needing to work with Tor, strongly recommend Stem as an interface. Makes a lot of things easy :)