Tom Burton
@twburton.bsky.social
Journalism professor at Texas A&M. Previously career visual journalist. Native Floridian.
Apparently, a pimento cheese sandwich pairs perfectly with alcohol poisoning.
October 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Apparently, a pimento cheese sandwich pairs perfectly with alcohol poisoning.
In defense of your mom, Death by Chemicals could be a My Chemical Romance cover band from Waco.
August 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
In defense of your mom, Death by Chemicals could be a My Chemical Romance cover band from Waco.
Add to the list heavy drinking. Daily cocktail hours can add up.
July 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Add to the list heavy drinking. Daily cocktail hours can add up.
I had to look up crossover jeans. There is no reason for that level of absurd.
May 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I had to look up crossover jeans. There is no reason for that level of absurd.