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The Real Twain
@twain.bsky.social
Port lover. EFC proper. Lushington. Battles Demons. Turning Bullshit into marmalade. Lovely to see you again my friend.
Here’s the ones I grew this year
September 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Found this today while arsing about in work. Rutherford with the original painting by Betty Swanwick called The Dream used by the band for Selling England by the Pound. Fantastic
August 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
We’re doomed!
August 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Normally don’t like buying from charity stores as anything decent has been hoovered up by the local vinyl dealer and what’s left is shit or unplayable. Took a punt on this gem at 2 quid. Plays ex and cover is ex. Win
August 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The hero we need. She will return when Englands need is great and restore Albion to its glory.
July 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Here ya go
July 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
You’re actually starting to look like like bacon.🥓
June 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Tonight

Saw it written and I saw it say
Pink moon is on its way
And none of you stand so tall
Pink moon gonna get ye all
June 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Don knows.
May 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Not bad to be fair
May 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I miss Mark Hollis.
May 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Ser Davos taking names
April 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
My favourite view in one of my favourite cities.
Name it
April 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Name the album and band.
April 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
April 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Off tomorrow.
April 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Won’t be much laughing tonight x
April 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Thanks
March 28, 2025 at 12:38 PM
March 26, 2025 at 11:56 AM
March 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
March 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Heading down Wilson road and ended up on the 62
March 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
These two beasts charged me as I drove past the Huyton park.
March 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
February 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Tell ya what I’ll raise you a classic
February 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM