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Syntax, The Digital Ditz, appears to save Senticodekind!

...and maybe a few other lives too.

Written by @cathnerdybsky.bsky.social.

(Mun and muses are 18+, will interact with MDNI accounts, and suggestive themes WILL be present.)
“H-how much longer does all of this crisis bullshit have to go on…?!

I-I wasn’t built for any of this! I’m a hugger and a FIGHTER, not a multiversal HERO!”
March 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
“…

…h… how much longer…?”
March 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
“…no… Pixel… i-it’s fine. You’re… f-fine…”
March 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
“……”

She isn’t facing him, though she can be heard… sniffling?
March 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
"...Iiiiiii immediately regret asking! Thank you for making me picture that!"
March 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
"...uhhh, what?"

The only part of that she understood clearly was the spying, and even then, she has no context for that.
March 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
She has an extremely weak stomach, so it takes a lot of willpower to hold back the urge to puke as well.

"...gh... n... n-no, don't worry. You're completely fine, ma'am.

I just wanted to make sure you're... y'know, doing alright. You were sounding and acting really... REALLY weirdly just then..."
March 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
//ahem

@desertedcohort.bsky.social did this reply slip through the cracks somehow
March 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Reposted by Archived.
At this point, all she can do is rest.
March 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Reposted by Archived.
After a few moments, the rage-empowered attack concludes, completely draining Syntax's energy and dropping her to the floor, unconscious.

Though in the worst way possible, and on the complete wrong group of people, she has finally rid herself of every last bit of bottled-up rage and frustration.
March 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
At this point, all she can do is rest.
March 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
After a few moments, the rage-empowered attack concludes, completely draining Syntax's energy and dropping her to the floor, unconscious.

Though in the worst way possible, and on the complete wrong group of people, she has finally rid herself of every last bit of bottled-up rage and frustration.
March 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
//The Sisters and Pix get hit too, Blair.

INDISCRIMINATE Shock.
March 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM
With the whole mess happening around her, knowing it's her fault for springing in like she did, Syntax lets off an ear-piercing scream, drops Pixel, grabs Lexip by the shoulders, enters Lightning Form and unleashes what can only be described as her own version of Indiscriminate Shock: 1.3M Volts.
March 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
"SUICIDE SURE SOUNDS A HELL OF A LOT BETTER THAN HAVING TO DEAL WITH CONTINUED MULTIVERSAL WAR AND RACISM WHILE I'M ALREADY BEYOND IRRITABLE WITH THIS STUPID PREGNANCY!!

UNLESS YOU AND YOUR EDGELORD HAVE ANY BETTER IDEAS, LET ME HAVE THIS, FOR MATRIX'S SAKE!!"
March 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
"WHAT?!? FUCKING WHAT, PIXEL?!?"

She grabs him by the chest and begins to violently shake him.

"WHAT, PRAY TELL, COULD BE MORE IMPORTANT TO YOU THAN LETTING ME BLOW OFF THE LITERAL FACTORY'S WORTH OF STEAM I'VE HAD BUILDING UP SINCE THE THING BETWEEN VERT AND TWITCH HAPPENED?!?"
March 14, 2025 at 12:53 PM
"WHAT THE FUCK DO I HAVE LEFT TO LOSE AT THIS POINT?!? In the last two weeks ALONE, I've had to sit and watch MULTIPLE TIMES as our race has been threatened with LITERAL GENOCIDE!"

She runs up to him and grabs the gun, pointing it at her OWN head.

"GO ON, PRICK! PULL THE MATRIX-DAMN TRIGGER!!!"
March 14, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Amidst this, a familiar voice calls out.

"You wanna say that again, you whiny, self-centric, pathetic excuse for an evil doppelganger piece of SHIT?!"
March 14, 2025 at 12:29 PM
"THAT'S NOT HOW REALITY WORKS, YOU'RE NOT A GOD, AND WHEN MY FRIENDS MANAGE TO TOPPLE YOU, I'LL PERSONALLY MAKE SURE THEY LET YOU KNOW THAT EVERYTHING YOU GO THROUGH PAST THAT POINT IS MORE THAN DESERVED!! IT'LL BE FATE'S PERSONALLY CRAFTED ULTIMATE FINGER!!"

And thus, off storms the raging code.
March 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
"If the multiverse is so impure, like you claim, then why not focus SOLELY on the bad apples instead of trying to PURGE THE WHOLE BASKET?!

WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE ME?!? PEOPLE WHO JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE PEOPLE AROUND THEM ARE ENJOYING THEIR LIVES?!? PEOPLE WHO'RE EXPECTING A CHILD AT SOME POINT?!?"
March 14, 2025 at 12:11 PM