April Fools/
Defunding Schools/
Those in charge still Pee in Pools/
They make but do not follow rules/
A rusty box with rusty tools/
It's polyester when I wanted wools/
They sell us turds and call them jewels/
I'm freaking out but play it cool...

I'd rather put my penis in a panini press than participate in this pageantry of piss poor production. I'm unpleased. I will not be placated through the promise of prospective proper performance.

roasted ramblings of a roving rambler reaching for the rhythmic recycled refuse of a warped wrapper on the expired ferrero rocher rotting on the bargain bin of your local cvs

#oscars

Stuck in the sand
On stolen land
Depressed enough to finally
Start up a band

While it's probably planned
I still won't understand
That the recipe followed
Came out horribly bland

Give em a hand
The drama is scripted
And the laughter is canned

...Ain't it grand

Sold the spare parts
Study liberal arts
Stifling loose farts
While boycotting Walmarts

Its a start
Authority of Paul Blart
Running a table like its Mario Kart
Choked out like Im Bart

Tho the dumb think I'm smart
Holding my own but I'm baked like a tart
Hold my drink whileIgo smoke a dart

A constant desire to discover the secret of personal permaculture through the compost of our past self. Is it a hole in the ozone or a pleasant summer vacation? Sunscreen won't stop the burn, friends.

God damn, so many familiar faces, so many forgotten names. We are but one living thing on top of a hill of corpses of our former selves. Past friendship, love, jealously, hate, and all other feelings like a molten core in the center of our crust of ego on a planet we call existing.

badly cropped photo
hole in the row boat
emptied my savings
Now they say it's pro bono

No homo
Broken dreams are giving me fomo
The mistakes that Ive made
Are all playing in slomo

anti self promo
Kill the vibe like Im Ono
Might be horse in the throat
Guess it means that I'm thorough

#Birds Perched as high as they can get at the Wild Animal Park in #sandiego

Am I standing at the edge or merely standing at the fridge,
Guaranteed to be forgotten and rotten is truly the only bridge.
While every previous version of me guarantees a primal cringe, a greasy handful of shredded cheese is a universal binge.

Wound up, strung out, cotton mouth makes it hard to shout, been sleeping on floors, breathing in too much grout, but here comes the sun, so it's back up the spout. #poetry #bullshit

Meerkat goofin'

"What a weird time to be alive" is probably one of the most used sentences in human history.