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#TVWriter. Cancer survivor. Runner. Gay hitched 🌈 AmericanUniv '05 @ausis.bsky.social; UnivMiami '08 @umiamisoc.bsky.social; #LGBTQWriter #writingcommunity #preWGA
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Hopefully this will be a safer, saner place than the other one.
Paul Dano is an exquisite actor. I've been a fan of his since his amazing performance in L.I.E. Tarantino is a talented writer and filmmaker, but he should think twice before shit talking other artists. He owes Paul Dano a public apology.
December 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The MAGAtards celebrating and laughing at the Orange Fuhrer's AI video don't seem to get that he's shitting on them, too. He has told us what he honestly thinks of the American people... he shits on us.

When is enough going to be enough?
October 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
It's amazing to see how scared the MAGAtards are over on Twitter. It's like the Titanic has hit the ice Berg, but they're unsure if they should run to the lifeboats or go down with the Orange Fuhrer.

They're scared. As they should be.

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!
October 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Wishing an easy fast to all those observing Yom Kippur today.
October 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Speaking as a proud Angelino, the Orange Fuhrer can send all the troops he wants. We're still going to rise up and resist the senile, corpulent, fascist pig. ICE is the American Gestapo. We will not allow them to bring terror to our communities unchecked.
June 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Pleased to say that my pilot Random and Odd made the Top 50.
Congratulations to the Feature and TV Pilot QUARTERFINALISTS of the 2025 JumpStart Writing Competition! 🥳

Check out the list here: www.roadmapwriters.com/pages/2025-j...
May 21, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Wow, the cruelty from #MAGA today is off the charts. You people are broken and soulless.
May 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
It's hilarious watching the MAGAtards lose their shit over the #Comey picture. They were so quick with "Let's Go Brandon!" and "8646," but if they get a taste of their own medicine, great jeehosaphat! They are a cult of the Orange Fuhrer, a weak, corpulent, senile, fragile man.
May 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Alcatraz? Seriously? He wants to reopen Alcatraz?

What a fucking moron. Seriously.
May 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The Orange Fuhrer is not playing 5D chess. He's too stupid to play checkers. He's just a senile old man crashing the economy for shits and giggles. What an asshole.
April 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The fact that the Orange Fuhrer's administration is working so hard NOT to bring home a wrongly deported man is simply evil. I never in my life thought the United States government would become a malignant and malicious agency for hatred in the world. It's despicable. This is NOT who we are.
April 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I never in my life thought I'd say this, but I'm embarrassed to be an American right now.

Our country is being run by fascist morons.
February 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The only reason I'm still on Twitter is because it's therapeutic to troll fascists.
February 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Since the Orange Fuhrer fancies himself a king, I recommend he look a few up on Wikipedia. I'm sure the articles on Louis XVI and Nicholas II will be particularly insightful.

He better pray history doesn't repeat itself!
February 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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This government is a shit fueled dumpster fire in the middle of a nuclear reactor in full meltdown. The idiocy, incompetence, and illegality of it boggles my mind. One thing is for sure, Democrats will again be the ones who'll have to clean up the mess on Aisle America.
USDA tries to reverse mistaken firing of bird flu response workers
The department is trying to rehire the employees as avian influenza causes egg prices to soar and as Elon Musk’s DOGE makes sweeping cuts to government agencies
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February 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Girl Scout cookies should be classified as a controlled substance. Especially the Tagalongs.
February 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
“They get the one starving kid in Sudan that isn’t going to have a USAID bottle, and they make everything DOGE has done about the starving kid in Sudan,” a White House official said.

I'd like to dedicate a special "Fuck You" to the background source that said this.
February 16, 2025 at 6:58 AM
If you want to see something sobering, look at Pacific Palisades and Altadena on Google Earth view. The destruction is jaw dropping and heartbreaking.
February 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Imagine if @aoc @sanders.senate.gov , every dem, SIMULTANEOUSLY held Town Halls where they allowed grant and contract recipients to explain to the country what it is they do and why it's important

Invite all media. Including RW podcasters. @spaces Flood the zone

Call it a Day Of Transparency
February 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
So the Orange Fuhrer has "instructed" his Sec of Treasury to stop minting pennies? This motherf*cker really thinks he's a king. Has he signed a single bill into law that benefits the average American family? Of course not. He never intended to. MAGAtards got played. He doesn't give a shit about you.
February 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Tariffs are taxes on the American people, not foreign governments. The Orange Fuhrer is too stupid to realize that.
February 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM
The Orange Fuhrer is an unrepentant piece of shit. His stupidity and cruelty know no bounds. Such an abhorrent specimen of humanity.
January 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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This man is the most pathetic person ever to hold the office. This, of course, is a bold faced lie.
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January 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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As a California and Los Angeles resident, I think I speak for many when I say, "Fuck you, Mr. President."
Trump threatens to withhold aid for California wildfires in first TV interview since inauguration
“I don’t think we should give California anything until they let water flow down,” he told Sean Hannity.
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January 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
American democracy.

1789 - 2025.

Death by suicide.
January 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM