Same for me and have we talked about this? Why did I see it in theaters at 3 and WHY did my parents buy me the vhs after and let me watch it ad nauseam? It’s the fastest way to build your kid into a lil’ freak!

Au contraire only a freaky old lesbian could write that.

Sometimes I think Margaret Wise Brown was writing incantations that just got repackaged as kids books.

This is an all time favorite in our home (still in the mix at 7) and an absolute lil’ freak of a book. Maybe some of the weirdest strings of words ever put together in print?

c'mon now

He is wearing transition lenses.

He rides up on a motorcycle and everyone loses it

Another major design flaw- the door can’t be opened with one hand, in one motion, from the outside or inside. Its such a small thing but it makes a massive difference in how fast you can get inside with armloads of bags in the middle of a busy street.

The Gulf of Mexico doesn't even have a sign plaque they can change? Impotent hill to die on.

I’m doing chia pudding with homemade jam recently but honestly giving up the idea of “breakfast food” and just eating leftovers has always been a great reset.