Jake
@tuxedo-tarrask.bsky.social
🇺🇲 born, but slowly "verkazen" 🇳🇱
32, gay boy with still too much time on his hands
32, gay boy with still too much time on his hands
Made a post that was too basic and it started to draw in blue MAGA... Whoops sorry for that.
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Made a post that was too basic and it started to draw in blue MAGA... Whoops sorry for that.
We really need to re-nationalise infrastructure here. Tell me why it costs me €60 a week to get back and forth to the next town over and I haven't had a train arrive on time in over 4 months...
November 20, 2025 at 7:32 AM
We really need to re-nationalise infrastructure here. Tell me why it costs me €60 a week to get back and forth to the next town over and I haven't had a train arrive on time in over 4 months...
I feel like the kind of person that should have tattoos, but I'm too lazy to research and organise that.
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I feel like the kind of person that should have tattoos, but I'm too lazy to research and organise that.
Biggest continual culture shock is how mentally rigid Dutch people are. if you deviate even slightly from the order or script in their mind it causes a complete crash like they are all running on Windows '98.
November 17, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Biggest continual culture shock is how mentally rigid Dutch people are. if you deviate even slightly from the order or script in their mind it causes a complete crash like they are all running on Windows '98.
Niche Netherlands complaint: the Hague and Rotterdam are close enough to be connected by a metro. Why does the Hague take an extra 45 minutes to get to?
November 16, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Niche Netherlands complaint: the Hague and Rotterdam are close enough to be connected by a metro. Why does the Hague take an extra 45 minutes to get to?
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November 16, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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For those playing the home game, the outfit ended up being Canadian tuxedo. Pictured: you ask me a seemingly simple socio-economic question and I've been up since 6
November 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
For those playing the home game, the outfit ended up being Canadian tuxedo. Pictured: you ask me a seemingly simple socio-economic question and I've been up since 6
Need to come up with a cute outfit for a book launch on Friday, but feeling very blah so looking at my clothes like 🙂↔️
November 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Need to come up with a cute outfit for a book launch on Friday, but feeling very blah so looking at my clothes like 🙂↔️
Realising I don't have a completely free day to myself until the New Year and considering instead to give it all up and become a woodland nymph
November 11, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Realising I don't have a completely free day to myself until the New Year and considering instead to give it all up and become a woodland nymph
Ok you 'mos were right: Persona 5 rocks
November 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Ok you 'mos were right: Persona 5 rocks
Watching the bf play video games differently than I would, and rather than being empathetic I'm just saying he's doing it ✨ wrong ✨
November 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Watching the bf play video games differently than I would, and rather than being empathetic I'm just saying he's doing it ✨ wrong ✨
Woo managed to do so well on personal assessments that I overcame my bullshit group work and got an A for my first term ✨
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Woo managed to do so well on personal assessments that I overcame my bullshit group work and got an A for my first term ✨
Amsterdam Empire is so camp. It's extremely dumb, but has accidentally produced a gay anthem, I fear.
November 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Amsterdam Empire is so camp. It's extremely dumb, but has accidentally produced a gay anthem, I fear.
Digimon Time Stranger update: time travel doesn't really make for the... Uh... Strongest plot. But hey, I'm just addicted to the digi level up system so I guess I'm cool with it.
November 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Digimon Time Stranger update: time travel doesn't really make for the... Uh... Strongest plot. But hey, I'm just addicted to the digi level up system so I guess I'm cool with it.
All my Halloween plans fell through so it's more Digimon for me 😅 at least one is a little pumpkin and ones a ghost.
October 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
All my Halloween plans fell through so it's more Digimon for me 😅 at least one is a little pumpkin and ones a ghost.
The Wicker Man (1973)
Nightmare on Elm Street 2
Rosemary's Baby
Evil Dead 2
Suspiria
Smile 2
Midsommar
Nosferatu
Little Joe
Color Out of Space
Nightmare on Elm Street 2
Rosemary's Baby
Evil Dead 2
Suspiria
Smile 2
Midsommar
Nosferatu
Little Joe
Color Out of Space
10 Horror movies to get to know me
It Follows
Cure
Scream 4
Black Christmas
Suspiria (original)
Smile 2
Halloween
Poltergeist
Scanners
The Shining
It Follows
Cure
Scream 4
Black Christmas
Suspiria (original)
Smile 2
Halloween
Poltergeist
Scanners
The Shining
October 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The Wicker Man (1973)
Nightmare on Elm Street 2
Rosemary's Baby
Evil Dead 2
Suspiria
Smile 2
Midsommar
Nosferatu
Little Joe
Color Out of Space
Nightmare on Elm Street 2
Rosemary's Baby
Evil Dead 2
Suspiria
Smile 2
Midsommar
Nosferatu
Little Joe
Color Out of Space
No longer in corporate, but so conditioned I have extreme opinions about the most mundane document-based tasks.
October 29, 2025 at 10:59 AM
No longer in corporate, but so conditioned I have extreme opinions about the most mundane document-based tasks.
You will be happy to know I've pulled the bf away from ZA to play Digimon Time Stranger
October 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You will be happy to know I've pulled the bf away from ZA to play Digimon Time Stranger
It's one of those "haha no worries" "😅 hmm" kinda days when what I actually want to do is find out where people's parents live and **** **** while they are forced to watch over a patchy Teams connection. 🙃
October 27, 2025 at 12:56 PM
It's one of those "haha no worries" "😅 hmm" kinda days when what I actually want to do is find out where people's parents live and **** **** while they are forced to watch over a patchy Teams connection. 🙃
Digimon is actually quite funny because what do you mean my main boys at the moment are a rabbit dressed like Goku, an octopus with a gun, just a regular dinosaur, and a demon who looks like some teen girl's sexy OC.
October 27, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Digimon is actually quite funny because what do you mean my main boys at the moment are a rabbit dressed like Goku, an octopus with a gun, just a regular dinosaur, and a demon who looks like some teen girl's sexy OC.
Why is Biyomon from New York?
October 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Why is Biyomon from New York?
Ok I only vaguely remember Digimon from being like 7 years old... Were they always this cute and fun?
October 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Ok I only vaguely remember Digimon from being like 7 years old... Were they always this cute and fun?
Ok 30 seconds into Digimon Story Time Stranger and feeling this is a strong purchase
October 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Ok 30 seconds into Digimon Story Time Stranger and feeling this is a strong purchase
My severe cat allergy is pretty homophobic because it seems like every cutie in my vicinity has at least one cat
October 25, 2025 at 10:41 AM
My severe cat allergy is pretty homophobic because it seems like every cutie in my vicinity has at least one cat
Literally anywhere there is nature in the Netherlands is absolutely crawling with Germans all the time.
October 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Literally anywhere there is nature in the Netherlands is absolutely crawling with Germans all the time.