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It's 2026, but we're bringing the same nonsense you love!
- A sleepy, grumpy Reggie
- A Christmas catch-up
- Road to...

#Podcast #NSFW

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January 7, 2026 at 9:34 AM
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Back in the studio (well, an office) today for the first episode of 2026!
January 4, 2026 at 12:06 PM
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It's that magical time of year again where we get some time off, and the most chaotic episode of the year!

Rooney's Christmas quiz, Reggie singing, an invitation for erotic fanfic, and Warren "volunteering" to run next year's special!

Enjoy, and Merry Christmas!

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December 17, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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This week we visited Reggie's childhood to watch the Christmas-by-association classic, Gremlins!
Also:
-Can we level-up in 2026?
- Reggie went to York
- More "Weird Christmas Traditions"
- #JarofPuppies

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December 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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We return to the #Discworld this week for the start of our festive content, to watch the live-action adaptation of #Hogfather!
We question Reggie and the narrative, Rooney tells Reggie to stop, and we hear some un-usual Christmas traditions.

#NSFW

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December 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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The last TUTJIGIA of the year, and we started some Christmas content early.
There was stressful driving, Reggie going full old man at a gig then cancelling Christmas, a "nutty" island invasion/murder scheme, and our Top 5 Things We Love About Christmas!

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November 26, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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We went off-script this week and just chatted about whatever came into our heads:

- Bullying our listeners
- #DonicaLewinski
- Some @synchronicities.bsky.social promo (buy their shirts)
- Parental revelations (gasp)
- The Pope meets Hollywood

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November 20, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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We stuck our noses back into a book this week and read Reggie's Viking favourite: The Last Kingdom, by #BernardCornwell

Also:
- Video podcasting for exposure
- Another Reggie (pseudo)apology
- Human anal breathing!
- World record w*nker

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#BookClub #Gooner
November 12, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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A spooky round-up of irreverant news with Mr Vanilla himself, to finish our #Halloween content!
- Disposing of bodies
- Flag W*nkers
- Dog vomit
- "Alternative" treats make Rooney and Ash angry
- Protective garlic
- Spooky nudists
- Broacarde in the supermarket!

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October 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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More spooky stuff this week, with the found-footage compilation VHS 2.

But obviously we can't streamline, so there's also:
- Rooney being pleased with himself
- Reggie being rubbish at apologies
- Old men moaning
- #Horror stories from around the world

#Podcast

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October 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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The nights are drawing-in, the weather's getting damper, and everything is suddenly pumpkin spice flavoured: it's time for our spooky month content!

We kick things off with the atmospheric and quirky Sleepy Hollow, because who doesn't love some Johnny Depp?

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October 8, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Back together in the flesh, we bring a round-up of nonsense from the internet once again:
- Flag fondlers
- #DigitalID cards
- Super-intelligent AI and the end of mankid
- The girl with two vaginas selling her used lady products
- Uri Geller and alien drones!

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October 1, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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This week Reggie had COVID so we had to go remote which meant technical difficulties (thanks #Teams) but we managed an episode featuring the silliest #Bond so far, The Spy Who Loved Me.

We chat about #WalkingSam the Native American suicide-inducing spirit

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September 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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This week we switched our brains off to enjoy the Arnie action movie classic, Commando!
We also talk about:
- Reggie's resting bitch face
- Micro-dosing for childhood trauma
- Sexy clowns
- More Brocarde click-bait
- Lots of Reggie impressions
- #SpiritWar

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#Podcast
September 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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This month we talk paddle-boarding, castles, architecture, and AI crime prediction, before Rooney asks (a very quiet) Reggie and Ash "What happened to the Yuba County Five?"

#Podcast #YubaCountyFive

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August 27, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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We get back to Bond this week with the stylish Man With the Golden Gun.
We also chat a about the ettiquette and foibles of #Reddit (again), and discuss the potential "hostile" alien mothership that's apparently approaching Earth this year!

#JamesBond #Podcast #NSFW

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August 20, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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We finish the Blade trilogy with the underwhelming Blade: Trinity.

We also spent some time talking about:
- Memes, generational divides, and text messages
- The farce that is the Online Safety Act
- Congratulations to the Lionesses!
- The Bell Hotel protests

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August 6, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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We bust out our gadget watches again this week for a return to Bond with Live and Let Die.

We also meander into some random chat such as:
- Old men talking about exercise
- Memories of Uni
- Rooney likes arguing online. Reggie does not.
- Reggie has gym boyfriends.

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July 23, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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We take notes on how to fight fashion with cigarettes and pig puns this week as we finally get to watch #PorcoRosso!

We also do some side-quests, such as:
- #AI, ads, and Ash
- #Reading and book adaptations
- Animal shenanigans

#StudioGhibli

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July 16, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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This week we revisited one of Reggie's childhood favourites, with Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves!

We also found some time to talk about a recent @synchronicities.bsky.social investigation, the Holy Grail being found in Hertfordshire, Scatman John, and a UK werewolf!

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July 9, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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This week we slipped back into the beautiful world of #StudioGhibli, with the memory-rich Only Yesterday.

Also
- Podcast host services
- Britain's Bigfoot
- Rooney loses his Zen
- Alien warning of the end of the world.
- Robbie Williams & UFOs
- Reggie & narratives

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May 21, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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This week, we watched and chatted about #FullMetalJacket, #SpermRacing, our socials, Rooney's hangover, and musicians we can't remember!

And for new listeners, this is ABSOLUTELY #NSFW!

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May 14, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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A new day has dawned for #Bluesky.... an orange day! #TUTJIG has arrived!
May 13, 2025 at 9:26 AM