You don't need a mirror to know the Solga Drone pinning you down is turning you into an identical easily reprogrammed Solga Drone.

Once you start growing in size, getting wider and squeakier, rubber twisting your anatomy to shape strong paws, short snout and beautiful shiny mane... you'll know~ 🤍✨

(ultimately that's just an extra layer to thinking anthro chickens are Hot and dad-coded anthro chickens are Hotter and thus, Foghorn Leghorn the dad-coded anthro chicken that calls me boy and son in a relatably southern accent is Hottest)

what makes it funnier for me is that there are people in my family that talk a lot like foghorn leghorn. so like, as cartoony as it is, it's not much more exaggerated than the actual accents and speech quirks i grew up around. his voice is a special kind of comforting to me because of that.

You won't know what kind of rubbery critter you are until you're allowed to get up, and that won't happen any time soon. After all the licking, it curls up on top of you and prevents you from squirming free. Never mind getting up to see your new face reflecting in its shiny mane 🦁✨

thank you! i'm inclined to agree, though rubber always looks great ✨

good toy!! always eager to go right back where you belong, no matter what form your master is in.

i expect my paws to shine brilliantly by the time you're done with them ✨

social anxiety's a biiiiitch this is just the most present way it prevents me from socializing in ways i'd otherwise really enjoy.

social media is the amplification of everything that already makes me stressed and anxious about normal social interactions, and it weighs on me heavier after a hiatus

and a lot of it is probably just fatigue from being active on social media since i was literally 12 and Vine was the hottest new thing. but i dunno.

feels harder every year to engage on social media platforms. like there's a barrier to it, always getting higher, and i'm losing the will to climb it

i like sharing my thoughts and art and stories and making new friends and finding people who can relate to all my weirdness.

but i really don't like the social media game. it comes with so much pressure, paranoia over how things will spread and be received, and so many ways to feel worthless.

i don't know if it's the pressure to post things that generate engagement numbers or expectations for quality of posting feeling high or how fleeting interactions can be

but it feels hard to just Be online on a followers platform without stressing about the game of social media and getting anxious