Stuff the Little Free Libraries with banned books. 📚

My cats watching me clean their litter box.

“i’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i take my lil tums gummies

alcohol is poison and there are things inside of me that i need to kill

If you live in LA make sure your devices are charged and do whatever else you need to do to be prepared in an emergency. The power is starting to go on and off.

a good PDF will have a computer gasping for air when you open it

It’s cool that humans have been eating bread so long that when we touch a loaf for a moment we can sense ah this is going to be awful bread. Like badgers sensing vibrations underground through their claws.

forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times

This time he’s changed. He promised he won’t beat me.