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turwethiel.bsky.social
@turwethiel.bsky.social
It’s an amazing time to be attracted to tom hiddleston
November 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Me agreeing to watch the summer I turned pretty so a friend has someone to talk to about it:
September 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I have so many photos of Annatar on my phone that apple gave him his own category. 😬
August 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
My supervisor suggesting adderall during my mid year review was not on my bingo card.
August 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I think hearing Elijah Wood and Billy Boyd laughing in person could cure me of the deepest depression.
July 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
How did I forget that Sauron hugged Elendil
July 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If a man can’t make me feel the way I feel when Aragorn says, “I would have gone with you to the end… into the very fires of Mordor,” I probably don’t want him.
July 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Dain says the hordes of hell are upon us in BOFA and PJ just out here adding random shit.
July 20, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Me 1 page into a book: do not piss me off.
If this book justifies this instead of being a “this is what empires do, cover up facts with “we were just trying to help ” and other lies,” I will riot.
July 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Me starting to feel really sad: “ok that’s enough historical romance for the next month”
June 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Close enough, welcome back Mordor.
June 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
You guys ever think about theoden going, “nahh, we won’t help Gondor,” while the literal lost king of Gondor is right in front of him and just saved his ass?
June 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
When Liv Tyler said, “are you crazy? I want to kiss viggo mortensen instead of a double,” I really felt that in my soul.
a man with long hair and a beard is wearing a leather jacket .
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is wearing a leather jacket .
media.tenor.com
June 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Me hearing the term “rat boy” and having a little spiral that that’s the perfect description of the men I find attractive.
a man with a beard is screaming with the hashtag internal screaming
ALT: a man with a beard is screaming with the hashtag internal screaming
media.tenor.com
June 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This is what the 2A nuts have been prepping for and yet they’re cheering it on
Federal immigration agents in riot gear squared off with hundreds of protesters for a second consecutive day on Saturday in Los Angeles County, filling streets with tear gas and smoke. nyti.ms/4kUON0y
June 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Every time I watch hunger games, I’m mad about the self absorbed fuck, gale.
June 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
“We have only to remove those who oppose us.”
The US government’s been watching Saruman.
June 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Reposted
June 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I just watched someone on TikTok say the depth of the characters in LOTR is lacking and I’m sorry ma’am are you ok?
a woman in a white t-shirt with the hashtag #exonthe beach
ALT: a woman in a white t-shirt with the hashtag #exonthe beach
media.tenor.com
June 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
It can’t possibly be a hot take to say Sylvester Stallone can’t act, right?
May 31, 2025 at 1:26 AM
They can’t skip Sauron in Númenor. How would we know what pretty dresses he conjures for himself there? What new hair would we be missing? Please, I need it.
May 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The edible kicked in and somehow my brain thought of the Harry Potter spell morsmordre and then my brain went, doesn’t that mean something about mothers and death in Norwegian? (It does if it was mordere)
May 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Reposted
Drop someone ANGRY
May 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Got told to have the day I deserve bc I said people deserved basic dignity and I will? Thank you?
May 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
NOT ROP IG STARTING TO POST THINGS PLEASE FEED ME. FAMISHED, WE ARE, PRECIOUS
May 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM