Los escritos de un Tortuga
@turtlewrites.bsky.social
Commenting on stuff I find from other media.
of every fictional character that has fucked the world, Carol Sturka is the only one, I know of, to do it literally
December 19, 2025 at 7:24 AM
of every fictional character that has fucked the world, Carol Sturka is the only one, I know of, to do it literally
www.walmart.com/ip/Unisex-Pa... Another reason not to shop at Walmart.
November 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
www.walmart.com/ip/Unisex-Pa... Another reason not to shop at Walmart.
Kristi Noem: *folded arms and a frown* Why doesn't anyone like me?
*The Rolling Stones starts playing*
Ouch! I have an idea!
*The Rolling Stones starts playing*
Ouch! I have an idea!
August 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Kristi Noem: *folded arms and a frown* Why doesn't anyone like me?
*The Rolling Stones starts playing*
Ouch! I have an idea!
*The Rolling Stones starts playing*
Ouch! I have an idea!
I wonder how many children Edan Golan has killed by now.
August 6, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I wonder how many children Edan Golan has killed by now.
The complicity of these news organizations will never be forgotten. You can guess who's gunfire. Also, that UN warehouse and aid site? Oh guess who set that up. Yup, the same GHF that that dude resigned from because of what he knew would be happening now.
May 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The complicity of these news organizations will never be forgotten. You can guess who's gunfire. Also, that UN warehouse and aid site? Oh guess who set that up. Yup, the same GHF that that dude resigned from because of what he knew would be happening now.
Science Fiction is just Horror, explained. Fantasy is when there's the power to stop it, unexplained, or through belief.
May 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Science Fiction is just Horror, explained. Fantasy is when there's the power to stop it, unexplained, or through belief.
apnews.com/article/gaza...
This kind of headline is such disgusting complicity, because I think being able to shut off all food, water and energy to a piece of land means you had 100% control in the first place.
This kind of headline is such disgusting complicity, because I think being able to shut off all food, water and energy to a piece of land means you had 100% control in the first place.
Israel controls 50% of Gaza after razing land to expand its buffer zone
Israel has dramatically expanded its footprint in the Gaza Strip since relaunching its war against Hamas last month.
apnews.com
April 9, 2025 at 9:10 AM
apnews.com/article/gaza...
This kind of headline is such disgusting complicity, because I think being able to shut off all food, water and energy to a piece of land means you had 100% control in the first place.
This kind of headline is such disgusting complicity, because I think being able to shut off all food, water and energy to a piece of land means you had 100% control in the first place.
The Media's complicity in covering for the IOF's crimes will be judged very poorly by history if our species manages to survive.
March 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The Media's complicity in covering for the IOF's crimes will be judged very poorly by history if our species manages to survive.
Behold, the leader of the "free" world, wearing the dorkiest hat and glasses doing the dorkiest pose, while his crony attempts to help him sell cars.
I'll never understand why competant people(not pictured) will do the bidding of such evil stupidity for the mere compulsion to sycophantry.
I'll never understand why competant people(not pictured) will do the bidding of such evil stupidity for the mere compulsion to sycophantry.
March 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Behold, the leader of the "free" world, wearing the dorkiest hat and glasses doing the dorkiest pose, while his crony attempts to help him sell cars.
I'll never understand why competant people(not pictured) will do the bidding of such evil stupidity for the mere compulsion to sycophantry.
I'll never understand why competant people(not pictured) will do the bidding of such evil stupidity for the mere compulsion to sycophantry.
Farewell little sis, returning to key form in 2025 is probably a good move. You'll ve missed.
February 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Farewell little sis, returning to key form in 2025 is probably a good move. You'll ve missed.
I have a confession, to me, the dress looked tan and cyan.
February 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I have a confession, to me, the dress looked tan and cyan.
"A bereavement kit" is such an incredibly evil idea.
February 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
"A bereavement kit" is such an incredibly evil idea.
I just started watching Motherland: Fort Salem, a 30 episode series about a fascist witch army society, and it's a fun guilty thing that wants to be more teen drama than something too interesting. But boy I just slammed into a wall, one of the lead's just started speaking spanish and it. is. tough.
February 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I just started watching Motherland: Fort Salem, a 30 episode series about a fascist witch army society, and it's a fun guilty thing that wants to be more teen drama than something too interesting. But boy I just slammed into a wall, one of the lead's just started speaking spanish and it. is. tough.
Thinking about the song "Little Boxes" by Malvina Reynolds and how the verse today would be, 'There's a tan one and beige one and brown one and another tan one.'. . .
December 9, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Thinking about the song "Little Boxes" by Malvina Reynolds and how the verse today would be, 'There's a tan one and beige one and brown one and another tan one.'. . .
Thinking about how infantilising it is of the mainstream news, to always pause on the 'shocking moment' when they've already freeze framed on an aimed gun.
Keeping the violence in one's imagination, maximizes the fear, any horror fan'll tell ya that.
Has TV news always been this glass onion?
Keeping the violence in one's imagination, maximizes the fear, any horror fan'll tell ya that.
Has TV news always been this glass onion?
December 6, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Thinking about how infantilising it is of the mainstream news, to always pause on the 'shocking moment' when they've already freeze framed on an aimed gun.
Keeping the violence in one's imagination, maximizes the fear, any horror fan'll tell ya that.
Has TV news always been this glass onion?
Keeping the violence in one's imagination, maximizes the fear, any horror fan'll tell ya that.
Has TV news always been this glass onion?
"For the sake of the living and in the name of the dead, for the sake of our collective humanity — we must raise the moral floor."
is a most badass statement, showing just a drop of courage in these !@#$% times
www.nytimes.com/2024/10/26/u...
is a most badass statement, showing just a drop of courage in these !@#$% times
www.nytimes.com/2024/10/26/u...
Daughter of L.A. Times Owner Says Endorsement Decision Stemmed From Harris Stance on Gaza War
After the paper canceled its planned endorsement of Kamala Harris, the owner, Patrick Soon-Shiong, said his daughter didn’t speak for the organization. But many staff members questioned his motives.
www.nytimes.com
October 28, 2024 at 2:43 PM
"For the sake of the living and in the name of the dead, for the sake of our collective humanity — we must raise the moral floor."
is a most badass statement, showing just a drop of courage in these !@#$% times
www.nytimes.com/2024/10/26/u...
is a most badass statement, showing just a drop of courage in these !@#$% times
www.nytimes.com/2024/10/26/u...
Platform 2 was fine, especially since I can't seem to finish the first one past the part where they introduce that lady and her dog. For some reason I don't wanna watch anything happen to that shitty little creature. Anthophobia I guess. That 3rd act was trippy and swiss cheesey, but whatevs.
October 6, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Platform 2 was fine, especially since I can't seem to finish the first one past the part where they introduce that lady and her dog. For some reason I don't wanna watch anything happen to that shitty little creature. Anthophobia I guess. That 3rd act was trippy and swiss cheesey, but whatevs.
And above all, fork Sean Combs for marring a once perfect series The Good Place, now there's at least one terribly awkward joke.
October 1, 2024 at 4:21 AM
And above all, fork Sean Combs for marring a once perfect series The Good Place, now there's at least one terribly awkward joke.
Megalopolis is such a liberal old man take on societal collapse. Tech will not save us, unless it's a tiny bow sending an arrow into the flesh of billionaires.
September 29, 2024 at 12:26 PM
Megalopolis is such a liberal old man take on societal collapse. Tech will not save us, unless it's a tiny bow sending an arrow into the flesh of billionaires.
For many reasons I have zero interest in Netflix's first ever crowdwork special. So if I see anyone talking about it, I'm going to make fun of you for wasting your life.
August 13, 2024 at 4:13 PM
For many reasons I have zero interest in Netflix's first ever crowdwork special. So if I see anyone talking about it, I'm going to make fun of you for wasting your life.
People pledging to support the Blues this election were probably the people confused and upset when Katniss shot President Coin.
August 11, 2024 at 2:21 PM
People pledging to support the Blues this election were probably the people confused and upset when Katniss shot President Coin.
A Biblically accurate depiction of an angel of douchery. Patron and protector of all the dickridaas. Celebrated at the feasts of boots.
Shown only in part, for the ways of its full visage may inspire pure sycophantic madness.
Shown only in part, for the ways of its full visage may inspire pure sycophantic madness.
August 2, 2024 at 2:04 PM
A Biblically accurate depiction of an angel of douchery. Patron and protector of all the dickridaas. Celebrated at the feasts of boots.
Shown only in part, for the ways of its full visage may inspire pure sycophantic madness.
Shown only in part, for the ways of its full visage may inspire pure sycophantic madness.
nationalpost.com/news/cra-jew...
Thinking about how this article ends with the sentiment of 'ending poverty and environmental reclamation' when settlers are bulldozing houses and burning olive orchards.
Thinking about how this article ends with the sentiment of 'ending poverty and environmental reclamation' when settlers are bulldozing houses and burning olive orchards.
CRA notifies Jewish National Fund it will revoke Canadian charitable status
The group said it would appeal, claiming the tax agency changed the rules for charitable donations long after its work had been approved.
nationalpost.com
July 26, 2024 at 1:26 PM
nationalpost.com/news/cra-jew...
Thinking about how this article ends with the sentiment of 'ending poverty and environmental reclamation' when settlers are bulldozing houses and burning olive orchards.
Thinking about how this article ends with the sentiment of 'ending poverty and environmental reclamation' when settlers are bulldozing houses and burning olive orchards.
Appreciate 'The Boys' for bringing the correct usage of santorum back intobthe zeitgeist.
July 5, 2024 at 12:22 PM
Appreciate 'The Boys' for bringing the correct usage of santorum back intobthe zeitgeist.
Kinds of Kindness is a very, ' Choose the Bear' kinda movie.
June 29, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Kinds of Kindness is a very, ' Choose the Bear' kinda movie.