Shrews. They are quite agressive and no one expects an angry airborn shrew. They also breed a lot so you’ll have an endless supply.

Convenient and affordable.

Under this ice is a sleeping turtle. He will sleep until spring. Then he will wake up and take a long nap in the sun.

Democracies will rise and fall. My turtles just keep doing turtle things.

My turtles are zen and I should be more like them.

Yep. I give you Penn State’s non-response.

#TikTok has gone dark. I appreciate the subtle message to Trump.

I look at turtles every day.

Every. Day.

Yet I am still fascinated that they don’t live IN their shell, they ARE their shell.

How weird is that??