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turtlesquared.bsky.social
TurtleSquared
@turtlesquared.bsky.social
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I have a lot of labels but Bi Enby covers most of it. She/They. HRT: 01/04/25

I'm the sub to your dom, the GIB to your PIC, the Smithers to your Mr. Burns.

Who put that crab there?!
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November 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
turtlesquared.bsky.social
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
A Blähaj sitting on a desk, facing the camera. The image is taken at a jaunty angle. It's flanked by an RGB keyboard and a Thrustmaster Warthog joystick. On the monitor behind the Blähaj is the Rifftrax Twitch channel.
May 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
turtlesquared.bsky.social
Post a meme made by you

(All balatro all the time)
A meme made from Danny Devito's character in Always Sunny. The character is replaced by jimbo from balatro, and he is asking the viewer, "can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time?" While holding up the egg joker.
February 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
turtlesquared.bsky.social
"What's 25% of a car, Michael? $10?"
A short blurb from *seemingly* the NYT. It reads: Ian Austen. Reporting from Windsor, Ontario, 2 hours ago: Linda Hasenfratz, the executive chairwoman of the canadian auto parts maker Linamar, said that the 25% tariffs President Trump intends to impose tomorrow on exports from Canada and Mexico could shut down North American auto production within a week. "Nobody can absorb this kind of cost, not the automakers, not the suppliers, not consumers," Hasenfratz, whose canadian based company has plants in all three countries, said in a statement to the New York Times. "Demand will collapse, and vehicle production will grind to a halt, putting millions of workers out of work, the vast majority of which are in the US."
February 1, 2025 at 10:11 AM
turtlesquared.bsky.social
Now that's what I call fighting fire with (gun)fire
A skeet by @hayao.lol that says: "LA mayor stole $17,000,000 from the fire department and gave it to the cops, guess she expected them to shoot the annual wildfires?"
January 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
turtlesquared.bsky.social
Me when my phone blares an amber alert at 5:45 in the goddamn morning
The "polish jerry" or "jerry mouse what" reaction image. It is an image of Jerry Mouse from the cartoon Tom and Jerry. He has a puzzled expression on his face, arms out, entirely flabbergasted.
January 3, 2025 at 11:01 AM
turtlesquared.bsky.social
Me: hooboi, I barely got past ante 2 with this setup. I really need some good jokers--

Jimbo:
A crudely photoshopped meme. Jimbo (played by danny devito) holds up the Egg joker, and asks "can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time?"
December 6, 2024 at 6:52 AM
turtlesquared.bsky.social
Oh yeah I should probably post more about my hobbies and stuff shouldn't I

anyway here's a screenshot from op night with the bois
A narrow angle, close up image of 2x F-14 Tomcats, flying in tight formation. In the background is a distant city and a closer woodsy area on the border of Russia and Georgia. Both jets are scantily kitted with inert training munitions. All 4 airmen are seen focusing on different tasks -- the lead aircraft focusing on systems; the wingmen focusing on keeping formation. The screenshot was taken in DCS World.
November 14, 2024 at 7:29 AM
turtlesquared.bsky.social
Oh yeah, this place has the juice just like old twitter.

(We should be financially compensated for being forced to read the opinions of this actual child)
Bluesky user, Ace Creator, responds to criticism of their manufactured discourse over whether *checks notes* HRT is a desirable intervention: "Sweetie i'm a college student with a trans partner, a baby on the way, and more friends than my introversion would like. I'm still talked about back in school where I literally had an army of queers. You can keep your projected fantasies to yourself. Be as mean as you like. Don't be ageist."
October 27, 2024 at 11:26 AM
turtlesquared.bsky.social
Betting this wont get a single like but fuck it I'm down lol
A banner that reads: "Get to know my music taste: For every like, I will post one song I love" followed by a heart emoji
September 27, 2024 at 4:42 AM
turtlesquared.bsky.social
What can I say? It took me ages to get a code.
A BlueSky generated banner, reporting that @turtlesquared.bsky.social was the 1,683,387th user to join the platform. This number is derived from the 10 million user milestone the platform just passed. It also states that TurtleSquared joined on October 23rd, 2023.
September 16, 2024 at 10:54 PM
turtlesquared.bsky.social
Oh hey i got video

Uhhhhhh anyway here's wonderwall--
September 12, 2024 at 2:11 AM
turtlesquared.bsky.social
So much psychic damage in one event. I will never recover.

My knees hurt. My hair is grey. My crops go unwatered and my back is broken. I'm skibidi spent.
Lisa Simpson, lying awake in her bed, having an existential crisis.
September 11, 2024 at 8:00 AM
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A still image of Simpsons character Dr. Nick Riviera.
September 10, 2024 at 3:09 PM
turtlesquared.bsky.social
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
A sign outside New York - JFK airport that reads: "We're building an entirely new JFK, because everyone deserves a second chance".
August 13, 2024 at 9:28 AM
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Without downloading any new pictures, describe your gender in one image
July 18, 2024 at 5:15 PM
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The "know the work rules" meme format (aka hello human resources) In the setup, the "appropriate" box is a rough cutout picture of sacha barron cohen as borat, saying "my wife!". Juxtaposing the setup, in the "inappropriate" box is a rough cutout of samuel alito is also exclaiming "my wife!"
May 29, 2024 at 6:42 PM
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"One minute they're all about wife guys, the next they're all 'wtf shes a nazi' like c'mon pick a side"
Justice Samuel Alito, with a facial expression that can only be described as the worst kind of "fuck off you little punk"
May 29, 2024 at 6:28 PM
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A New York Times headline reads: "Billionaire Plans Dive to the Titanic in a Newly Designed Submersible" A screenshot of back to the future, where Marty Mcfly exclaims: "Hey, I've seen this one!"
May 29, 2024 at 5:42 AM
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Happy 14th anniversary to the funniest thing to come out of dubya's administration. If only the shoes had connected.
A still image of George W. Bush, at a podium, dodging the first of 2 shoes thrown at him during a joint press conference. The shoes were thrown by an Iraqi reporter Muntadhar al-Zaidi, who exclaimed "This is a farewell kiss from the Iraqi people, dog!"
December 14, 2023 at 2:46 PM
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When mom says it's *not* your turn on the xbox
December 7, 2023 at 6:34 AM