turtlesong17
@turtlesong17.bsky.social
"what's with the tone, whore?!
~ jenny lawson
last seen: staying home to watch the rain
~ jenny lawson
last seen: staying home to watch the rain
the girls are having a fancy-paws kinda day.
January 9, 2025 at 5:23 AM
the girls are having a fancy-paws kinda day.
since i'm here...
hello from idaho potato & maddie.
hello from idaho potato & maddie.
January 16, 2024 at 9:50 PM
since i'm here...
hello from idaho potato & maddie.
hello from idaho potato & maddie.
there's still time!
your donations* to RAINN will be matched - up to $50,000 - thru 11/28. visit donate.rainn.org to donate.
*did you know that 91¢ of every $1 is used to directly benefit survivors?
your donations* to RAINN will be matched - up to $50,000 - thru 11/28. visit donate.rainn.org to donate.
*did you know that 91¢ of every $1 is used to directly benefit survivors?
November 27, 2023 at 8:37 PM
there's still time!
your donations* to RAINN will be matched - up to $50,000 - thru 11/28. visit donate.rainn.org to donate.
*did you know that 91¢ of every $1 is used to directly benefit survivors?
your donations* to RAINN will be matched - up to $50,000 - thru 11/28. visit donate.rainn.org to donate.
*did you know that 91¢ of every $1 is used to directly benefit survivors?
and a section that says they can't "fluff" your home without permission. and you get to pick office decor - including flooring.
some cake is DEFINITELY food. chocolate cake, angel food cake, strawberry shortcake, strawberry cheesecake, banana cake...
some cake is DEFINITELY food. chocolate cake, angel food cake, strawberry shortcake, strawberry cheesecake, banana cake...
November 21, 2023 at 7:38 PM
and a section that says they can't "fluff" your home without permission. and you get to pick office decor - including flooring.
some cake is DEFINITELY food. chocolate cake, angel food cake, strawberry shortcake, strawberry cheesecake, banana cake...
some cake is DEFINITELY food. chocolate cake, angel food cake, strawberry shortcake, strawberry cheesecake, banana cake...
nope. you are definitely not the only one.
October 25, 2023 at 11:55 PM
nope. you are definitely not the only one.
today i learned (from bbc america) that there are fish who lie at the bottom of ocean and pretend to be dead. that's how they hunt. FISH! LOOKING DEAD FISH! NOT REALLY DEAD FISH! THE FUCKING FISH HUNTS BY PLAYING DEAD!
October 18, 2023 at 2:22 AM
today i learned (from bbc america) that there are fish who lie at the bottom of ocean and pretend to be dead. that's how they hunt. FISH! LOOKING DEAD FISH! NOT REALLY DEAD FISH! THE FUCKING FISH HUNTS BY PLAYING DEAD!
me: damn. forgot a spoon.
me: goes to get a spoon
maddie: knocks spoon onto my lap and sits on it
maddie: there is no spoon. there is only maddie.
me: goes to get a spoon
maddie: knocks spoon onto my lap and sits on it
maddie: there is no spoon. there is only maddie.
October 15, 2023 at 12:43 AM
me: damn. forgot a spoon.
me: goes to get a spoon
maddie: knocks spoon onto my lap and sits on it
maddie: there is no spoon. there is only maddie.
me: goes to get a spoon
maddie: knocks spoon onto my lap and sits on it
maddie: there is no spoon. there is only maddie.
in other news - guess which turtle went to the bakery in her slippers...
October 7, 2023 at 3:34 PM
in other news - guess which turtle went to the bakery in her slippers...