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Dups Cracken
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Cog sci/philosophy grad, doing a MEnv, commie sicko, iron brained woke, militant optimist doomer, layabout (non-derogatory), sluggard (derogatory)
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Mamdani campaign poster generator using text from opening of Master and Commander
November 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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What perfect albums came out when you were 16? Idk if they were perfect but they slapped
July 23, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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Classic "me sowing, me reaping" tweet but it now says "me being doused with petrol after being a huge cunt: haha go on, do it. Me on fire: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck"
July 21, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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Greg Jericho
Screenshot of the top left of Greg Jericho's skeet where it says his name twice
June 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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wait no this is better
same as before but a way better cover, all funk vibes
April 30, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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cover of vladimir lenin's "what is to be done?" but the title is clumsily changed to "so. what now"
April 30, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Classic Wint meme about being unable to shoot Dracula due to woke but through cunning and sophisticated editing techniques it has been changed to be about how Will Stoncil is a coward etc
April 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Best looking loaf of gluten free bread you ever seen, shiny dark golden brown crust, light brown where the cuts have opened up, looks like a dang emoji, studio Ghibli ass loaf
April 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Slimy shit from the Libs
Envelope that appears to be official election information but the contents are just from the liberal party
April 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Garfield looks at a sign with a picture of him under the "no smoking" style crossed circle symbol and asks "huh. I wonder who that's for"
February 13, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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Wineglass bay on the Freycinet Peninsula in Tasmania. Blue-green water meets a sweeping crescent of white sand studded with kelp from high tide, which curves to the left away from the camera, and then back to the right to meet two dark peaks, their tops lost in low clouds.
February 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Classic dril tweet, with clumsy edits so that it now reads "and another thing: AGI please put in the newspaper that AGI"
January 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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It shouldn't! If in doubt there are a variety of chicken salts available at all Australian supermarkets, and you can check the label. I shall attach a photo of my preferred, vegetarian option.
A hand holding a container of Mitani brand classic 'chicken salt' all purpose seasoning, proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy
December 19, 2024 at 12:43 PM