Christian Gallegos
@turtlesgonewild.bsky.social
Run fast, Hit hard, & Read books.
Bad habit of agreeing when I should be listening.
November 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Bad habit of agreeing when I should be listening.
Gifts expire, everything by desire
Dripped down toes, designer
Dripped down toes, designer
October 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Gifts expire, everything by desire
Dripped down toes, designer
Dripped down toes, designer
That wasn’t very A$AP of you
October 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
That wasn’t very A$AP of you
Riri to my Rocky
September 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Riri to my Rocky
Starting lines are everywhere & anywhere
August 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Starting lines are everywhere & anywhere
I do bees what the knees is saying
August 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I do bees what the knees is saying
Lie to your self, not me.
August 17, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Lie to your self, not me.
It’s chooseday innit? Go get chose
July 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
It’s chooseday innit? Go get chose
Scholastic, how ispy you
July 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Scholastic, how ispy you
huzz Sunday amen
June 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
huzz Sunday amen
What do you mean it’s not normal to listen to the same song on repeat for thee days straight?
June 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
What do you mean it’s not normal to listen to the same song on repeat for thee days straight?
No more dumb shit, only funny business from here forth.
May 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
No more dumb shit, only funny business from here forth.
They done sniped my work bestie rip. There goes the uber eats gold account QQ
May 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
They done sniped my work bestie rip. There goes the uber eats gold account QQ
And let’s not forget Tity Boi
May 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
And let’s not forget Tity Boi
Older women real fun till they hit you with that “good boy”
May 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Older women real fun till they hit you with that “good boy”
Ever heard of what a thought could sound like?
May 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Ever heard of what a thought could sound like?
cheeks so fat thought her sweats said, “Bad Die” 💀
May 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
cheeks so fat thought her sweats said, “Bad Die” 💀
Girl across from me nipping harder than diamonds so now I must maintain direct eye contact constantly
April 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Girl across from me nipping harder than diamonds so now I must maintain direct eye contact constantly
Curtains first, everything after
April 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Curtains first, everything after
It’s giving ick, chill
April 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
It’s giving ick, chill
Don’t want the baddie if she don’t call me Daddy
April 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Don’t want the baddie if she don’t call me Daddy
I still miss Mac Miller
April 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I still miss Mac Miller
Shroomies to the gym is fun & games until you instantly feel completely nude. Now I’m naked & afraid sheeshers
April 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Shroomies to the gym is fun & games until you instantly feel completely nude. Now I’m naked & afraid sheeshers
Anyone got a lucky shank I can borrow? Need for emotional support
March 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Anyone got a lucky shank I can borrow? Need for emotional support
Told my boss to call me cheesecake cause I’m sensational. Request was denied
March 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Told my boss to call me cheesecake cause I’m sensational. Request was denied