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Turtle D. Magnum
@turtlemagnum.bsky.social
he/they/it, writer, Legal Adult, purveyor of the winds of change
the curse of playing vtmb is having taste in real irl and thinking the nosferatus look cute but only being able to call them ugly in game. like, they just look like goth body modders, not exactly Vile Beasts y'know?
January 31, 2026 at 9:59 PM
i'm the same way. and i've found a good amount!!! it's also just taken 9999999999999 years to find as many as i have. in my experience the smaller guys tend to be better, and thankfully youtube has started recommending me videos from the smaller guys in recent years
January 31, 2026 at 8:54 PM
they also have access to shotguns and flamethrowers, so that probably balances it out
January 31, 2026 at 6:09 PM
also vampire hunters exist in both TES and vtm. so like, it's not even a matter of "well at least they wouldn't have to worry about vampire hunters outside of TES!!!". though, to be fair at the very least vampire hunters in vtm don't have access to enchanted weapons, so y 'know
January 31, 2026 at 6:08 PM
yeah, the average youtuber in general is a worthless wretch only valuable insofar as to how readily you can beat them with a gardening hose. never found a book youtuber that doesn't at least partially fall under this category
January 31, 2026 at 6:06 PM
yeah but at the very least the cat's out of the bag so if they do get caught they're not gonna get murdelized by the rest of kindred society y'know
January 31, 2026 at 6:02 PM
honestly i feel like TES would be a nicer world for vtm vampires to live in just because they wouldnt have to worry about the masquerade. also, that one lore guy who used fleshcrafting to turn himself into a dragon could like. go outside LOL
January 31, 2026 at 6:03 AM
thanks!
January 29, 2026 at 10:26 PM
i once saw a video essayist express a seemingly genuine attraction to officer chunk and his "teddy bear physique" and honestly that made me feel a lot better about my appearance
January 26, 2026 at 11:28 PM