turtlebrained.bsky.social
@turtlebrained.bsky.social
Oh great. Credit cards for identification. Must be a part of the credit system to be a part of life. Gross. I hate it.
October 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Or run them over…
May 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Well… I guess this fits 🥲
Dead Kennedys - California Uber Alles - Official Music Video
YouTube video by goregore dave
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May 6, 2025 at 12:05 PM
You know your mom spent that Christmas staring at the clock waiting to send you to bed 😅
May 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I don’t disagree with you, because I’m from NC and I’ve seen firsthand how people I care about were twisted and became someone totally different over MAGA. But we’ve also seen what came out of being patient with them and hoping they’d come around. They voted for him again. Now we are where we are.
May 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Seriously. Remember the last days of the Biden administration where we all thought “oh yeah. They’ve got all the tools necessary to do something about this crap,” and then all they did was pat themselves on the back for how peacefully they transferred power? Gee whiz, what wonderful decorum though!
May 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Exactly. At what point are we allowed to be less than nice to them? It seems like years of treating them with the respect we hope they’ll one day give back has just made them worse. Almost like we’re coddling and rewarding nazis because maybe if they get everything they want, they’ll be sooo nice
May 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The entire administration has proven itself to be weak and he’s personally show himself to be even more incompetent than previously thought. Their base is dwindling and the only trick they have left is to play to the trolls who only care about owning the libs. Hopefully this the MAGA death rattle.
May 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
We also can’t expect children to do well if they’re deported/kidnapped by ICE. I’m glad you want to support school lunches. I agree with you here, but this seems like throwing a bottle of water at a forest fire here.
April 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I wish there was a laugh react option for this because MAGA is the most factless fantasyland imaginable. The group of “alternative facts” who wouldn’t even allow fact checkers at the debate 🙄
April 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Wait… isn’t that like one of the MAIN things in journalism? You know… integrity
April 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I agree. A sudden change in leadership didn’t help in the election and doing so abruptly might give MAGA more room to move forward farther in the chaos. Taking time to transition leadership while still having an experienced leader at the helm would be best. Otherwise dems could lose more footing.
April 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Can I look at porn on one?
April 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Bullshit. People restore nazi antiques all the time. Someone’s weird uncle will absolutely restore a cybertruck in like 50 years. It’ll be Cybertruck 2077
April 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Sounds like the type of kid who would say “I’m going to put microchips in my brain” or “my daddy owns an emerald mine”
April 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
It’s like… if you don’t want to be gay then stop romancing the same gender. The game doesn’t make you do it. You have to go out of your way to make it happen. Do they accidentally go out, suck a dick, then get home and bitch about how everything’s so woke?
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March 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
It’s not even about the pro bono work. Trump just wants to send a message that those who oppose him will be forced to bend the knee and submit.
March 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Okay so this is an example of taking something that’s happening, inflating it into something that isn’t happening, and then riling people up about how violent liberals are because of the thing that didn’t happen. Here’s one-what if the Jan 6 rioters had thrown a baby instead of a rock? What evil!!!
March 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Why do t they ever ask him to clarify what was violent or illegal about them? They let him just say these things with no back up
March 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
So… every time democrats do anything they say it’s “paid demonstrators” or Soros is buying them, etc. but MAGA can openly and literally PAY people to be on their side and it’s fine?
March 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
It does kinda feel like everyone with actual power to fight back is giving up without a fight and joining him and then pointing to the rest of us with our low paying hourly jobs, zero connections, and lack of funds saying “hey! Go protest and stop this or it’s your own fault!”
March 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
At this point, if they are “released” I wouldn’t trust it. They’ve had plenty of time to invent whatever they want. It’s probably going to be some easily disproven fantasy about every democrat or person who’s disagreed with Trump being a pedo but it’ll be enough to convince his base and ruin them.
March 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
They said they’d fight terrorists and then decided everyone who stands up to them are terrorists.
March 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
My situation was ultimately my own fault even with the circumstances and excuses, but there’s been some really troubling reports of voter suppression out there for others
March 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM