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Being sad has led me to conclude that the solution is to become more of a faggot
January 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Being sad has led me to conclude that the solution is to become more of a faggot
What if in Fallout New Vegas you were a little critter and instead of the courier you were the scurrier
January 7, 2026 at 3:59 PM
What if in Fallout New Vegas you were a little critter and instead of the courier you were the scurrier
Girl lunch is when you eat some popcorn and then nothing else for over 48 hours
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Girl lunch is when you eat some popcorn and then nothing else for over 48 hours
Your drink is going to take a while sorry im busy two stepping in the back
July 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Your drink is going to take a while sorry im busy two stepping in the back
Job waits 2 weeks to get back to me "Are u game for it?" Yes I'm game I'm still desperate and broke
April 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Job waits 2 weeks to get back to me "Are u game for it?" Yes I'm game I'm still desperate and broke
Also I can go for a drive and scream my favorite songs
April 1, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Also I can go for a drive and scream my favorite songs
Life feels so bad and then I remember microwave popcorn yippee yay
April 1, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Life feels so bad and then I remember microwave popcorn yippee yay
I need a ghost machine to communicate with all these jobs that keep ghosting me
March 31, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I need a ghost machine to communicate with all these jobs that keep ghosting me
Quirked up white girl smacks herself in the face with a yoyo
March 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Quirked up white girl smacks herself in the face with a yoyo
I'd make a great gay emo twink so god had to nerf me by making me a woman
March 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I'd make a great gay emo twink so god had to nerf me by making me a woman
I be chewing sticks of various sizes
March 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I be chewing sticks of various sizes
Daylight savings has saved the day my clock is now accurate
March 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Daylight savings has saved the day my clock is now accurate
Another silly day in my stupid tranny life
March 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Another silly day in my stupid tranny life
"You have the brain of a butterfly... very small"
February 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
"You have the brain of a butterfly... very small"
Monkey King Play Palace won't hire me because of woke or something
February 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Monkey King Play Palace won't hire me because of woke or something
I just want out of this cacophony
February 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I just want out of this cacophony
Desperate to be something failing to be anything
February 7, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Desperate to be something failing to be anything
I am the ultimate destroyer of headphones
February 7, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I am the ultimate destroyer of headphones
Coughing up blood on old wounds maybe I'll forget one day.
February 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Coughing up blood on old wounds maybe I'll forget one day.
New weight loss meta; I eat raw oats out of a dog bowl on the ground.
February 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
New weight loss meta; I eat raw oats out of a dog bowl on the ground.
The curtain calls on my worthless display of disappointment.
February 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
The curtain calls on my worthless display of disappointment.
They should invent employers that look at your applications.
February 4, 2025 at 7:41 AM
They should invent employers that look at your applications.
Why can't I just ruin my life?
February 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Why can't I just ruin my life?
Got so little space I can't use my notes app. Clearly sabotage to prevent my expertly awesome lyrical writing skills.
January 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Got so little space I can't use my notes app. Clearly sabotage to prevent my expertly awesome lyrical writing skills.
My favorite pastime is dressing masculine and getting gendered incorrectly.
My second favorite pastime is dressing feminine and still getting gendered incorrectly.
My second favorite pastime is dressing feminine and still getting gendered incorrectly.
January 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
My favorite pastime is dressing masculine and getting gendered incorrectly.
My second favorite pastime is dressing feminine and still getting gendered incorrectly.
My second favorite pastime is dressing feminine and still getting gendered incorrectly.