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turquoise-cactus.bsky.social
@turquoise-cactus.bsky.social
minion memer
Beloved Wife & Mother of 7 🕊️
Linus 420:69 ✝️
breakups?? 👎👎👎
break up sex?? 🤩👍😋
July 15, 2025 at 5:48 AM
all they know is charge they phone
June 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM
nothing warms the soul quite like singing in a circle with friends after the biweekly sacrifice 🥰
June 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
boobie pt 2
June 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
crashing out in the TSA line
June 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
need wife NOW
June 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
missing my wife so much (its been like a single day)
June 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
i miss bagel
June 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
NEW YAWWWWWK thank god i got bagel injected straight into my veins im revitalized again 💯💯
June 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
boobie
May 31, 2025 at 5:44 AM
thinking about my dream girl <3 (the Dyson® V11 Cordless De-Tangling Stick Vacuum with 6 Tools)
May 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
RGGDHGGGRRRRAATATAGATAGGAGAGAGAGYATATATATATATATAGYATTTT
May 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Reposted
they should add pokestops to grindr so you can easily restock on poppers and condoms
May 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
being in a straight club is like being a videographer in a nature documentary bc how tf are they moshing to adele rn
May 3, 2025 at 8:53 AM
skibidi eau de toilette
April 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM