moments in hystery
@turntechheadgod.bsky.social
i may not know all the whys but im pretty clockwise
just a random regular dude with a dubiously valid sense of humor
not all of the quotes are me
check out my blog https://turntechheadgod.blogspot.com/
just a random regular dude with a dubiously valid sense of humor
not all of the quotes are me
check out my blog https://turntechheadgod.blogspot.com/
i feel like three toddlers could easily beat the shit out of a geriatric
January 16, 2026 at 8:37 PM
i feel like three toddlers could easily beat the shit out of a geriatric
snap your spine and break your back have completely different meanings but theyre yin and yang
January 15, 2026 at 1:08 AM
snap your spine and break your back have completely different meanings but theyre yin and yang
i have the meta stat queerstribution
January 11, 2026 at 10:01 AM
i have the meta stat queerstribution
todays really the day my social credconomy plummets through the floor into the negatives like its deep diving straight into the marianas trench never to be found again
January 4, 2026 at 6:37 PM
todays really the day my social credconomy plummets through the floor into the negatives like its deep diving straight into the marianas trench never to be found again
it cant be the ocean because water is lower than us in the food chain, unlike motorized vehicles
January 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
it cant be the ocean because water is lower than us in the food chain, unlike motorized vehicles
budget cuts bro all the slaughterwater had to be reallocated into the diving sector
January 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
budget cuts bro all the slaughterwater had to be reallocated into the diving sector
its kind of like knowing something you really want is right fucking there the next room over like your awesome christmas gift thats shaped like the essence of your dreams and youre a little kid running towards it and youre probably gonna open it immediately
January 3, 2026 at 7:45 AM
its kind of like knowing something you really want is right fucking there the next room over like your awesome christmas gift thats shaped like the essence of your dreams and youre a little kid running towards it and youre probably gonna open it immediately
but they fucking hate on three ships on a roulette wheel every hour
January 3, 2026 at 7:45 AM
but they fucking hate on three ships on a roulette wheel every hour
does it do tricks on the skateboard
January 3, 2026 at 7:45 AM
does it do tricks on the skateboard
me after psychicsneezing on your soul with my astral dementia auraparticles
January 3, 2026 at 7:43 AM
me after psychicsneezing on your soul with my astral dementia auraparticles
so its clear that your vibes are in another castle
December 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
so its clear that your vibes are in another castle
theres the reason all the dead wristrocrats had ten different types of meter
December 26, 2025 at 7:56 AM
theres the reason all the dead wristrocrats had ten different types of meter
cause ho ho holy shit its hard to feel the jingling jolly jsnowy mood like this
December 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
cause ho ho holy shit its hard to feel the jingling jolly jsnowy mood like this
time to shorten it to al and lex and then go beyond with lexy and add a reference with luthor and make lexy althor and make it an insult making it lexy altwhore
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
time to shorten it to al and lex and then go beyond with lexy and add a reference with luthor and make lexy althor and make it an insult making it lexy altwhore
todays christmas patron is the media under the drunken control of high high elf highelfenshigh ralph, subordinate of snana caws. he begs us to discuss stupid shit
December 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
todays christmas patron is the media under the drunken control of high high elf highelfenshigh ralph, subordinate of snana caws. he begs us to discuss stupid shit
and being dave lobotomizes me in new unforeseen ways like theyd never think of doing a frontflip through a hoop to get a reality check through the skull from one of those anti homeless spikes
December 13, 2025 at 4:32 AM
and being dave lobotomizes me in new unforeseen ways like theyd never think of doing a frontflip through a hoop to get a reality check through the skull from one of those anti homeless spikes
to be is to piss on the gas station wall at 4 in the morning in the middle of an interstate trip
December 13, 2025 at 4:32 AM
to be is to piss on the gas station wall at 4 in the morning in the middle of an interstate trip
see it all comes back to the homeless man crackhead dichotomy
December 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
see it all comes back to the homeless man crackhead dichotomy
when that happens you need to get the spear and ramble on about spear facts to everyone so that they die from your too much talking
December 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
when that happens you need to get the spear and ramble on about spear facts to everyone so that they die from your too much talking
he has gay homo amnesia its chronic and fatal
December 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
he has gay homo amnesia its chronic and fatal
why are you so unc sis
unt status
unt status
December 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
why are you so unc sis
unt status
unt status
and hot and sexy among many other things
December 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
and hot and sexy among many other things
stay in the cuck locker
December 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
stay in the cuck locker
im choking on me wiener
December 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
im choking on me wiener
todays update is delivered to you by green and mean cherubs
v1.111 is live today!
We've upgraded our Age Assurance system to comply with upcoming laws in Australia and other regions, and to restore access to people over 18 in Mississippi.
Plus, we fixed some bugs and laid the groundwork for improved "who to follow" suggestions in the near future.
We've upgraded our Age Assurance system to comply with upcoming laws in Australia and other regions, and to restore access to people over 18 in Mississippi.
Plus, we fixed some bugs and laid the groundwork for improved "who to follow" suggestions in the near future.
December 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
todays update is delivered to you by green and mean cherubs