Into the Floodmaw might be the second best card in Standard, right behind Quantum Riddler.

The combination of being disheartened about Magic and being incapable of buying Riftbound locally or online for anything near MSRP is really making the week a drag.

Had a customer tell me about this one today and I rolled my eyes AUDIBLY.

Tomorrow probably determines how much constructed Magic I play for the next 6 months. Neat.

Modern sure is rancid right now. Games aren't good, fun, or interesting and I'm not sure the powers that be at WotC give a fuck what's going on as long as commander players buy booster packs.

You wouldn't find me in an 11 hour cEDH finals because 90 minutes in I would get DQ'ed for USC Major when I told someone to shut the fuck up and play.

Spotify on my drive home hit me with "If I Could Turn Back Time" by Cher followed by "Bling-Bang-Bang-Born" by Creepy Nuts.