Simon Turnip
@turnip-lad.bsky.social
26 year old
Graphic designer
Artist!
Loves plants, music, animals, and anime
NEED friends
Bisexual
dms open!
Graphic designer
Artist!
Loves plants, music, animals, and anime
NEED friends
Bisexual
dms open!
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Simon Turnip
@turnip-lad.bsky.social
· Jul 26
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chat is this true
October 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
chat is this true
Excuse me, Snapchat?
October 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Excuse me, Snapchat?
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found a new pickup line
October 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
found a new pickup line
*kisses your pussy like one might plant a kiss on a forehead*
October 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
*kisses your pussy like one might plant a kiss on a forehead*
art that I did while bored in class
October 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
art that I did while bored in class
This date is pretty awkward...
October 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This date is pretty awkward...
Yearning on a Saturday night
October 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Yearning on a Saturday night
my trainer is so cute already 😭
October 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
my trainer is so cute already 😭
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who up coping with they mechanisms
October 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
who up coping with they mechanisms
what is he doing
October 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
what is he doing
i don't check women out, i admire them in the same way one might admire a painting
October 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
i don't check women out, i admire them in the same way one might admire a painting
hai >~< meep! glomps u
October 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
hai >~< meep! glomps u
I got rained on while I walked a MILE to class
October 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I got rained on while I walked a MILE to class
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being a yearner ..,,
October 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
being a yearner ..,,
I took my meds and now I'm eating >:) unstoppable
October 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I took my meds and now I'm eating >:) unstoppable
*kisses you a little bit*
October 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
*kisses you a little bit*
fortnite mothman.... save me fortnite mothman ...
October 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
fortnite mothman.... save me fortnite mothman ...
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we’ve got a long day of yearning ahead of us
October 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
we’ve got a long day of yearning ahead of us
If pee is stored in the balls, where is cum stored?
October 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
If pee is stored in the balls, where is cum stored?
Feeling very straight rn, thinking about boobs. Breasts, even, one could say
October 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Feeling very straight rn, thinking about boobs. Breasts, even, one could say