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Scott Turner
@turner512.bsky.social
Minister, doodler, culture nerd.
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The median income in America is $62,088. Elon’s current net worth is $413.1 billion. If someone worked for 75 yrs, they could spend $1 per second for 53.9 DAYS and use all of their money. Elon could spend $1 per second for 13,099 YEARS before running out of money…that’s 4,781,251 days (see comment).
July 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Just catching up on this Penguin show… why did no one tell me this was so good?
February 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Irving B is my hero.
February 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
A wonderful refugee woman at my church came to me to ask for help. She’s terrified of being deported back to her volatile country and needs support.

Dumbfounded and saddened that this kind of fear is on our doorsteps so soon into this administration.

Blessed are the meek.
January 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Look, Blue Sky is great, but I’m really missing the good ol MySpace days…. 😮‍💨
January 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Y’all ever listen to that one Dead Kennedy’s song?
January 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Merry Epiphany, to all who celebrate!
January 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
RIP Rich Hays. That dude single handedly made me sound like a genius several times throughout seminary. Certainly a miracle that will never be repeated again.
January 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I’ve decided that my New Year’s resolution is to finally become famous on the internet.
I definitely won’t forget to post for weeks/months at a time…
January 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Hard hitting Letterboxd reviews.
December 26, 2024 at 4:00 AM
How is One Piece gonna make a character this silly and give him the sweetest and most heartbreaking backstory?
#onepiece
December 23, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Have an office pet for the week. Best week of my life, no doubt.
December 20, 2024 at 10:43 PM
I really need to finish One Piece so I can get back to watching normal tv shows and movies… I feel like I’ve missed so much, but I’m obsessed. I can’t stop.
December 17, 2024 at 4:13 AM
This is my new love.
December 16, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Little Shop of Hairspray
@emilay2285.bsky.social
December 14, 2024 at 8:14 AM
Wish I could pull off this look…
December 13, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Love this passage from Monica A. Coleman in my favorite lectionary commentary. The Luke readings for Advent are a powerful reminder that this season is about justice and repentance, not consumerism and accumulation.
December 11, 2024 at 10:51 PM
The good thing about getting this ornament was that I can hide it in my friend’s tree.
December 8, 2024 at 11:08 PM
My best mtg idea was buying bulk Pokémon cards for my Ghired token deck! #mtg #edh
December 7, 2024 at 8:29 PM
I spend two days a week with my grandmother. All she watches is Fox News. MyPillowGuy has been selling pillows for $14.88 for 2 months… all his pillows now end in .88 cents.
I just don’t understand how this is defensible among conservatives.
It’s clearly never been a “coincidence”.
December 5, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Sometimes I’m really embarrassed by the music I liked in middle school. Sometimes it still holds up!
December 5, 2024 at 4:29 PM
My mother bought these for her kids and grandkids. It’s a cult.
December 2, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Total banger and James Caan’s second best film (Elf obvi). I really need to watch Misery again…
November 30, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, ya filthy animal!
November 28, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Just put my new media shelf together and I already think I need a new one. Not pictured is stack of dvds at my office and another stack I left with a friend… 😮‍💨😮‍💨
November 26, 2024 at 11:19 PM