How can anyone who thinks the left is a threat to civil liberties support this dipshit?

I'm in a Clint mood tonight.

Juror #2 might be my fave Clint movie since Unforgiven. I'm a sucker for courtroom dramas that dig into the weeds of due process and morality, so this tickled my funny bits in the best way possible. Brilliant stuff.

Salem's Lot is... fine. The novel is so good because it establishes the town and its inhabitants before unleashing the chaos. This doesn't accomplish any of that, but the vampire stuff is entertaining and Jordan Preston Carter is great. Still, it's a missed opportunity overall.

I'm a sucker for single-location thrillers that ramp up the tension until everyone gets shot, so this tickled my sweet spot. One of the sets was used in Identity and House of 1000 Corpses as well, which doesn't make a lick of difference to the film's quality, but I enjoyed the trivia all the same.

My "they could never make me hate you" movies.

This is puppy Scampi

He's had a good day.