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33. It's not polite to talk about yourself.
The other day i had a meeting where an old lady was logged in on her phone so everybody was framed nicely except her, whose face would not fit on the screen from how close she was to her phone. I miss the giant head meeting
November 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The other day i had a meeting where an old lady was logged in on her phone so everybody was framed nicely except her, whose face would not fit on the screen from how close she was to her phone. I miss the giant head meeting
"Interesting. Tell us your thoughts on Mein Kampf"
October 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
"Interesting. Tell us your thoughts on Mein Kampf"
Made this instagram jumpscare a boss fight
July 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Made this instagram jumpscare a boss fight
Oh yeah, those are definitely the kinds of things people say when they've done nothing wrong
June 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Oh yeah, those are definitely the kinds of things people say when they've done nothing wrong
Slutting out! At the tulip festival
May 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Slutting out! At the tulip festival
It's my favorite time of the year
April 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
It's my favorite time of the year
I hope Mario Kart World brings back Mario brand cigarettes
April 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I hope Mario Kart World brings back Mario brand cigarettes
Went to a chilly ass beer fest on saturday
February 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Went to a chilly ass beer fest on saturday
One of life's biggest hurdles as a white man is when you can feel all the poop in your colon but it wont come out. When you can feel the poop applying pressure to your organs due to its girth and volume and all you can do is the Marge Stare
February 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
One of life's biggest hurdles as a white man is when you can feel all the poop in your colon but it wont come out. When you can feel the poop applying pressure to your organs due to its girth and volume and all you can do is the Marge Stare
Get rid of the others. More than 2 is too many
February 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Get rid of the others. More than 2 is too many
Ordering my new lawnmower through doordash like some kind of asshole
January 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Ordering my new lawnmower through doordash like some kind of asshole
The majima bomber jacket Kat got me for christmas fits so good 😭
January 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The majima bomber jacket Kat got me for christmas fits so good 😭
Check out high art from @strangescaffold.bsky.social at YOUR local library
January 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Check out high art from @strangescaffold.bsky.social at YOUR local library
SICK scifi town my DM put together for an assault
December 31, 2024 at 4:39 AM
SICK scifi town my DM put together for an assault
Can't believe the next level is your mom's pussy
December 15, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Can't believe the next level is your mom's pussy
He has a Killer's eyes
November 26, 2024 at 3:40 PM
He has a Killer's eyes
I think rdr2 is at its peak when you play Arthur as the filthy killer that he is. He LOVES to smoke and he LOVES to kill
November 23, 2024 at 8:01 PM
I think rdr2 is at its peak when you play Arthur as the filthy killer that he is. He LOVES to smoke and he LOVES to kill
