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Turk E Butt
@turk-e-butt.bsky.social
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We/Our....
Butthole Surfer....
More fucked up than yer sister's tackle box....
Anti-capitalist....Anti-theist....
Do no harm but take no shit....
No War But Class War....
Red Cons = Overt fascists....
Blue Libs = Covert fascists....
I block both....
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turk-e-butt.bsky.social
son-of-a-bitch!!...
😠
my flip-flop just broke....
picture of my just now broke flip-flop....
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
@soundwave187.bsky.social
I'm dead....🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm dead....
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 AM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
Moe loves it....🤣
Moe loving it....
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 AM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
aww snap!....
just now....😁
picture of the suggested greeting screen, where I'm about to tell Moe that Pussyfarts is what I want his greeting to be....
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 AM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
apparently, I'm glad I missed whatever it was that this is that I missed....
screenshot showing a reply by Fairly Gawdbitch with replies to her comment, which are all hidden by labels and mute lists.... there's more below the cutoff at the bottom....
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
I crack me up....😅
picture of a picture saved on my switch of a conversation between Raymond and Kiki, where Raymond is boldly saying "Pussyfarts!? Oh, yes. How do you like my Pussyfarts!? I can see this becoming my thing, Pussyfarts!!" hilarious....
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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ugh!....
it's on the pirate site, but 3 minutes in and it's glitching, like there's a problem with the source video....
screenshot of the movie titled Raise the Red Lantern, as it appears on the pirate website
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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congrats @404media.co, you got one helluva 🍯 here....
Isabelle looking at the camera with a smirk while Resident Services is on fire....
November 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
welp, another one'a these....🤷‍♀️
every day I wake up [crying]
November 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
you mean this one?....
Tom Paris transfigurating in Threshold, holding his tongue which he just pulled out of his mouth, and saying to the Doctor and Capt Janeway, who're offscreen, "I told you, it's bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S"
November 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
gawd damn these shitlibs are so fucking desperate to be right....
@oregonipa.bsky.social has added you to the "Helped elect trump now complains" custom feed list
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
and we say to those....
how compelling please face the wall now
November 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
jesus fucking christ!!....
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
**ALL THE DATA**
a screenshot of the Authorization page you get when trying to log into Clearsky with your Bluesky account as it's setup now....🤬
November 16, 2025 at 6:28 AM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
@clearsky.app
@clearsky.services
@support.clearsky.app

what the fuck is this??....
now we gotta log in to check our blocklists??....
what's next, shaking us down fer our lunch money??....
a screenshot of the Clearsky app, which now has a "login to continue" button below text that says "this section is restricted".... this was not there this morning when I last checked....
November 16, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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you know, I used to be something of a screen printer myself....😉
picture of a freshly printed piece of automotive windshield glass, upright in the inspection jig, in front of a very bright led light fixture....
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
I stand corrected!....
it has been updated to HD since the last time I looked....
screenshot of the yaar site's main page, featuring One Battle After Another under the Trending category, which shows HD on the thumbnail
November 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
today's a good day fer blocking insufferable blue magats/ hashtag blue crew/ dem for life/ hashtag resist/ hashtag NAFO/ slava ukrani/ fellas/ hashtag not my president/ etc accounts....

anyways, here's a cat pic fer post tax, he jumped onto my lap as soon as I sat down....😼
Ash Lee Oli the cat, who got on my lap as soon as I sat down....
November 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Hampton Institute @HamptonThink the fact they've been focusing on population reduction, colonizing space, building cop cities, strengthening the police/ surveillance state & constructing luxury bunkers suggests they (1) know it's not sustainable & (2) are willing to destroy humanity/earth to keep their wealth.
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
ooh!...I got one, too!...
screenshot of the chat request scam I got this morning....
November 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
that post above? that's my fetish. Riker's face superimposed on an average white man's torso with the hand up and pointer finger pointing upwards
November 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
you gotta give yer Tangy a kiwi dress!....
pic of my Tangy, wearing the kiwi dress, while singing by her radio....
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
well well well....
maybe I should ask chat if'n this or if'n this ain't a phishing scheme....
😁😅
what looks like a phishing scheme what looks like a phishing scheme what looks like a phishing scheme
November 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
he did this, he did the fucking meme....
Matt Groening portraying himself as the Sicko in the latest Treehouse of Horror, with Series Creator Sicko on his shirt
November 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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see, it's on my yaar site....
screenshot of the series KAOS as seen on the yaar site....
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
turk-e-butt.bsky.social
well well well....
searched that phrase on you tube, and 4 or 5 videos all popped up, with different channels posting it, but slight variances in the thumbnail pics, and all of those looking like a.i. slop....
a screenshot from you tube, where I searched the term "if the fed prints money, who do they owe it to?", which resulted in multiple videos which all appear to be a.i. slop....
November 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM