Hit the work microwave with some of that metal today. Idgaf

Get that spotify recap bs away from me. I know what I’m about.

why do banks got all da money

Got that head game that makes her go “yippee!!”

I think gta is the sims for boys

Poly ain’t it sorry

I wish there were mustaches for the bottom lip.

It’s time for me to come clean. And I’ve been thinking about this for a while but I think it’s important to say.

I think violence can be good actually.

My job at the party is to bring down the vibe.

Just found out today that I am a savage.

Can’t spell “romance” without “necromancers attacked my village, decimated my people and turned their remains into vessels for the damned. I’ve dedicated the rest of my mortal life to attaining my vengeance and their rancid blood upon my blade will be the only thing that brings me peace.”

I think curb Larry and bojack horseman would be friends.