Karla Marx 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@turgorrific.bsky.social
Feral american ☀️♓️ 🌙♋️ ⬆️♐️
"Lunch"
Yeah, I'm sure
He's about to get hr giger'd
Yeah, I'm sure
He's about to get hr giger'd
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
"Lunch"
Yeah, I'm sure
He's about to get hr giger'd
Yeah, I'm sure
He's about to get hr giger'd
He is permanently winking like the ladykiller he is
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
He is permanently winking like the ladykiller he is
Is that guy like 2 feet tall or does ice employ the pottsdam giants
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Is that guy like 2 feet tall or does ice employ the pottsdam giants
I don't play but as an ex-kid who was obsessed with brian jacques' redwall books, i love bloomburrow's aesthetic
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I don't play but as an ex-kid who was obsessed with brian jacques' redwall books, i love bloomburrow's aesthetic
Do you know that thing that happened where someone found what looked like a teddy bear made with human skin but it was actually just a perfectly legal prop someone made for halloween? Fur baby should be his next project
November 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Do you know that thing that happened where someone found what looked like a teddy bear made with human skin but it was actually just a perfectly legal prop someone made for halloween? Fur baby should be his next project
This was my strategy for surly customers in my waitress days. It makes them so much madder that you're not reciprocating because then they'd really feel justified. Also we had little chocolate squares for dinner service i would drop with angy people's checks. Complain about a sweet gift. I dare you
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
This was my strategy for surly customers in my waitress days. It makes them so much madder that you're not reciprocating because then they'd really feel justified. Also we had little chocolate squares for dinner service i would drop with angy people's checks. Complain about a sweet gift. I dare you
It's been a long time to figure, but i realize as a fully formed adult that my favorite protein actually isn't an herby chicken or medium rare steak, it's shrimp and other water dwellers. Sorry guys, this water sign wants to eat all of you with a lemon wedge
November 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
It's been a long time to figure, but i realize as a fully formed adult that my favorite protein actually isn't an herby chicken or medium rare steak, it's shrimp and other water dwellers. Sorry guys, this water sign wants to eat all of you with a lemon wedge
People be snoozing on this post when it's one of the best of 2025
November 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
People be snoozing on this post when it's one of the best of 2025
Walton ghoulgins
November 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Walton ghoulgins
I've been to one billy show, the first of the 3 night runs at the sylvee (madison) in 2022. There was a wizard looking dude selling small edibles out of his backpack, chirping "Treats! Treats! Edibles!" like a soviet bootlegger advertising wares to us waiting in line for doors to open
Pb cup was had
Pb cup was had
November 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I've been to one billy show, the first of the 3 night runs at the sylvee (madison) in 2022. There was a wizard looking dude selling small edibles out of his backpack, chirping "Treats! Treats! Edibles!" like a soviet bootlegger advertising wares to us waiting in line for doors to open
Pb cup was had
Pb cup was had
He came in YOUR house?
Sucked YOUR dick?
Called YOU gay?
Classic faggot gary
Sucked YOUR dick?
Called YOU gay?
Classic faggot gary
October 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
He came in YOUR house?
Sucked YOUR dick?
Called YOU gay?
Classic faggot gary
Sucked YOUR dick?
Called YOU gay?
Classic faggot gary
It's said dogs forever remember who cut up their bodies for docking, hence why there's on-call people who do it rather than the owners. But my cat forgives me every time i bring her back to that vet. Seems like an easy choice
October 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It's said dogs forever remember who cut up their bodies for docking, hence why there's on-call people who do it rather than the owners. But my cat forgives me every time i bring her back to that vet. Seems like an easy choice
Simon pegg whyyy
October 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Simon pegg whyyy
Oh looks like a fresh crop of dead-to-me's has sprouted
October 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Oh looks like a fresh crop of dead-to-me's has sprouted
My boyfriend's best friend's wife was a teenage rail rider from georgia. She has 2 sets of railway tracks and "live to ride, ride to live" tatted on her FACE. Or i should say "had", since once she was a professional worker and had money, she started getting that shit zapped off immediately
October 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
My boyfriend's best friend's wife was a teenage rail rider from georgia. She has 2 sets of railway tracks and "live to ride, ride to live" tatted on her FACE. Or i should say "had", since once she was a professional worker and had money, she started getting that shit zapped off immediately
You guys are genuinely all happy in this picture and i can't even begin to imagine how much of a shit box your brain has to be to be like "i hate their joy", i bet children's laughter bothers them too. Pic related
October 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
You guys are genuinely all happy in this picture and i can't even begin to imagine how much of a shit box your brain has to be to be like "i hate their joy", i bet children's laughter bothers them too. Pic related
Crow or cockroach or whatever scientists who come when humans all die, browsing through old digital media somehow: his name appears to have been "fergus", maybe some sort of royalty. They refer to him as a potato, but studies show he was a domestic cat, not a potato. Further studies suggested
October 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Crow or cockroach or whatever scientists who come when humans all die, browsing through old digital media somehow: his name appears to have been "fergus", maybe some sort of royalty. They refer to him as a potato, but studies show he was a domestic cat, not a potato. Further studies suggested
Fergus was beautiful, all over and throughout. The most precious baby boy. I'm sorry he's gone but I'm glad he lived in the lap of kitty luxury with you
October 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Fergus was beautiful, all over and throughout. The most precious baby boy. I'm sorry he's gone but I'm glad he lived in the lap of kitty luxury with you
Them: tylenol causes autism
My dad, an at least 5th generation autist with zero facial expression ever unless he's laughing and has maybe too keen an interest in how sourdough works: <_< >_>
My dad, an at least 5th generation autist with zero facial expression ever unless he's laughing and has maybe too keen an interest in how sourdough works: <_< >_>
October 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Them: tylenol causes autism
My dad, an at least 5th generation autist with zero facial expression ever unless he's laughing and has maybe too keen an interest in how sourdough works: <_< >_>
My dad, an at least 5th generation autist with zero facial expression ever unless he's laughing and has maybe too keen an interest in how sourdough works: <_< >_>
I may have forgotten a lot of things via trauma and age but his unhinged portrayal of the king in the first installment of blackadder will boom in my mind eternally. His indoor voice spoken outside echoes around, i swear
October 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I may have forgotten a lot of things via trauma and age but his unhinged portrayal of the king in the first installment of blackadder will boom in my mind eternally. His indoor voice spoken outside echoes around, i swear
Tyler childers doing this
October 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Tyler childers doing this
I remember gleefully casting my first vote in 2008, being 18 since earlier in the year. Thrilled to finally get the chance to be heard, to back the change we all thought we'd have with obama/biden.
Spoilers: nothing changed and in fact it got worse and i want to jail all politicians
Spoilers: nothing changed and in fact it got worse and i want to jail all politicians
October 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I remember gleefully casting my first vote in 2008, being 18 since earlier in the year. Thrilled to finally get the chance to be heard, to back the change we all thought we'd have with obama/biden.
Spoilers: nothing changed and in fact it got worse and i want to jail all politicians
Spoilers: nothing changed and in fact it got worse and i want to jail all politicians
A few years ago, a shitty b-movie i loved (suburban sasquatch) was on prime. I go looking for it years later. It's still there! But now i need a branch off of prime dedicated to shit movies to watch it. I'm very stressed and i just want to see a guy's chest get ripped out and fed to him like PLEASE
October 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
A few years ago, a shitty b-movie i loved (suburban sasquatch) was on prime. I go looking for it years later. It's still there! But now i need a branch off of prime dedicated to shit movies to watch it. I'm very stressed and i just want to see a guy's chest get ripped out and fed to him like PLEASE