The girl Tom Petty is singing about in Free Fallin’ is, tragically, such a dumb bitch

Would

He got so hideous so young

In my heart of hearts I just want to work on my ancient SWTOR fic about Vette and her manwhore Sith Warrior but I’m stopped again, as I have been for years, by my inability to decide when they start fucking and how consensual it is

I remember when darklina twitter was just a dozen eating disorders in a trench coat. In possibly related news, I’ve had a fuck of a time eating since the election!

she’s gonna learn that “boy dinner” consists of her on her back on that very table

What will it take for me to finish my Darklina frat AU. Like genuinely what. I’ve had no motivation since Twitter started going down the drain

Don’t mind me I’m just thinking about getting permission from the bishop in 3rd century Rome to do premarital cohabitation with a lower-ranking man so as not to lose senatorial privileges

I wrote a Dune fic!

"Prometheus Prostrate"

Feyd-Rautha sticks his dick in the box. Margot is here for it.

{4.4k, E, Dune | Feyd-Rautha/Margot | femdom, but…?}

archiveofourown.org/works/54711655

They give me a cute villain. I ask myself, what would happen if he won

“If she wants all of this from you, then go back to her and give it to her.”
He laughs cruelly. “Shall I? But you are the one I want.”
“Then forsake all others.”
“Make me.”

“The Knock,” chapter 9
#Darklina, { E }, 4.3k

archiveofourown.org/works/346614...

Next chapter of my Migwen fic is just 4700 words of bad jokes and dubcon

Chapter 9 of one of my most fucked-up Darklina fics, "The Knock," is finally complete and will be published soon