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Turdette
@turdette.bsky.social
Cuckoo for Caca 🤎
Is anyone still over here...? 🤎
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 AM
April 25, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Sorry, I keep forgetting about this place. Don't get many replies so I've been sticking with the Musk hole
February 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I've survived my first week of being a manager. It's taken all of my brain power but I'm proud of myself 😌 I've been hiding in my comfort zone for years & done alot of work on myself to be able to take this on. Happy fucking Friday my Turds 💩🤎
December 13, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Got a bad case of can't be fucked today 😁
December 12, 2024 at 9:04 AM
I was stupid enough to go out shopping this morning. On exit my multi-pack of crisps flew out of my trolley and into the road. A kind gent ran over and stopped cars to pick it up for me 😂 Chivalry isn't dead, ladies!
December 7, 2024 at 10:15 AM
Heading to bed now you lightweights 🖤
December 1, 2024 at 3:31 AM
I'm fucked 🥳🥳
December 1, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Still going! Not bad for a 41 year old bint 🥳🥳
I've started early 🥳🥳
Gonna get absolutely trashed with my friends at the weekend so I'm making a metal playlist 🥳

Which bands would be on your list??
November 30, 2024 at 9:50 PM
I've started early 🥳🥳
Gonna get absolutely trashed with my friends at the weekend so I'm making a metal playlist 🥳

Which bands would be on your list??
November 30, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Home alone for the evening so having my first listen of Opeth's new album full blast 🤘 I waited for the CD to arrive like the olden days
November 29, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Gonna get absolutely trashed with my friends at the weekend so I'm making a metal playlist 🥳

Which bands would be on your list??
November 28, 2024 at 4:40 PM
My bestie sent me this awesome pressie. How cool is my little Vanellope in a soda can!? 🥹❤️
November 27, 2024 at 4:53 PM
This is my work face
November 27, 2024 at 12:09 PM
Share a crush you have, no explanation
November 26, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Yes!
Netflix - please stop minimising the end credits of movies to suggest something else. Let viewers enjoy the soundtrack and see the cast and crew that worked on the film. We'll exit it ourselves when ready to.
#film #filmsky #movies #moviesky
November 25, 2024 at 5:19 PM
This shit really pisses me off
November 25, 2024 at 2:10 PM
I'm still grieving but I'm still breathing. That's what I'm telling myself as I wade through the mental fog every new day brings 🖤
November 25, 2024 at 11:41 AM
I'm warm and toasty with my electric blanket, storm raging outside and my boyfriend's snoring is louder than the wind. Aw Sunday morning vibes 😌
November 24, 2024 at 7:20 AM
I keep popping over to Twitter and it's a fucking bin fire. So depressing and toxic, can't see anything from people I actually follow and every other post is a dodgy ad for a scam company. I prefer it over here 😌
November 23, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Forgot my bra didn't I...no shells available so I had to make one with my scarf 🙃🧜‍♀️
Up at 6am on a Saturday, in a storm, to go swimming. I can't let my scales dry out can I 🧜‍♀️
November 23, 2024 at 7:55 AM
Up at 6am on a Saturday, in a storm, to go swimming. I can't let my scales dry out can I 🧜‍♀️
November 23, 2024 at 6:56 AM
My internet has gone down, can't do any work...awwww what a shame 😈
November 22, 2024 at 10:22 AM
Grinds my gears when colleagues email you saying 'see below' and it's a chain of 10+ emails that I'm supposed to read through and figure out the relevance to whatever I'm doing. Please just summarise, even a little bit 🙏
November 22, 2024 at 9:53 AM
Swimming is my therapy 🧜‍♀️ I honestly couldn't cope without it. I wouldn't leave the house at 6am for anything else
November 22, 2024 at 7:59 AM