turdblossom.bsky.social
@turdblossom.bsky.social
no kings only trains
He welcomed grief like an old friend. When grief arrived, he whispered to himself, "Good."
December 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
im busy
December 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
well, the headline change might help us here.

if liberal feminism == women, then it stands to reason that conservative feminism == men
November 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Shhh it’s past their bedtime
June 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Hottie
June 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Being brunette is like being a civic so the insurance premiums are p affordable at least
May 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Soon :tm:
April 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Small blessings
March 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
PUT AOC IN CHARGE
March 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
He’s gonna make us pay into a personal car fund and never give us the car like hitler did I bet
March 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Taking political strategy advice from carrot top
March 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
hot new government shutdown x trade war collab
February 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
he's lonely and doesn't want to be the only one
February 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
you can't piss on hospitality!
February 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Roasted beets are life
February 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
One head sized one dick sized
February 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
He could use a tan
February 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I’m interested
February 21, 2025 at 1:15 PM
They’re still best friends
February 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Reagan can go to hell too if he’s not already there
February 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM