‘ TURBO ‘
@turbokai.bsky.social
[icon;maxoke]
DON’T DO WHAT SONIC DOES.
⠀(parody account) ⠀⠀— ✍️ kyo; mun 18+
DON’T DO WHAT SONIC DOES.
⠀(parody account) ⠀⠀— ✍️ kyo; mun 18+
-– [ and with that, turbo jumps off the pole and begins to parkour away. he’s got better things to do. ]
February 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
-– [ and with that, turbo jumps off the pole and begins to parkour away. he’s got better things to do. ]
-– infrastructure, back still to poppy. he points up— and then thumbs down. ]
later, faker. oh, and do think about making your ‘wolf’ more convincing. they tend to have button noses, kay?
-–
later, faker. oh, and do think about making your ‘wolf’ more convincing. they tend to have button noses, kay?
-–
February 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
-– infrastructure, back still to poppy. he points up— and then thumbs down. ]
later, faker. oh, and do think about making your ‘wolf’ more convincing. they tend to have button noses, kay?
-–
later, faker. oh, and do think about making your ‘wolf’ more convincing. they tend to have button noses, kay?
-–
-– but’cha didn’t. i’m better than sonic— I don’t need to prove that to anybody. it just IS.
so why on earth would i waste time playing with you.
[ turbo is off again, parkouring onto the nearby eggman -–
so why on earth would i waste time playing with you.
[ turbo is off again, parkouring onto the nearby eggman -–
February 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
-– but’cha didn’t. i’m better than sonic— I don’t need to prove that to anybody. it just IS.
so why on earth would i waste time playing with you.
[ turbo is off again, parkouring onto the nearby eggman -–
so why on earth would i waste time playing with you.
[ turbo is off again, parkouring onto the nearby eggman -–
-– heat from his head’s exhaust, the air remaining scorched in his wake. ]
you love to make it all about you, don’t you, doll?
you already agreed I’m not your brother. see, if you had disagreed with me, then i WOULD be dragging you through the dirt.
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you love to make it all about you, don’t you, doll?
you already agreed I’m not your brother. see, if you had disagreed with me, then i WOULD be dragging you through the dirt.
-–
February 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
-– heat from his head’s exhaust, the air remaining scorched in his wake. ]
you love to make it all about you, don’t you, doll?
you already agreed I’m not your brother. see, if you had disagreed with me, then i WOULD be dragging you through the dirt.
-–
you love to make it all about you, don’t you, doll?
you already agreed I’m not your brother. see, if you had disagreed with me, then i WOULD be dragging you through the dirt.
-–
[ more of that tsk-tsk-tsk. turbo is still, despite all the modifications, a metal sonic model. the main difference is that he can’t fly, like his worthless counterpart.
in a red blitz, turbo streaks towards poppy— and comes to a sudden stop to her right, just behind her. she can still feel the -–
in a red blitz, turbo streaks towards poppy— and comes to a sudden stop to her right, just behind her. she can still feel the -–
February 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
[ more of that tsk-tsk-tsk. turbo is still, despite all the modifications, a metal sonic model. the main difference is that he can’t fly, like his worthless counterpart.
in a red blitz, turbo streaks towards poppy— and comes to a sudden stop to her right, just behind her. she can still feel the -–
in a red blitz, turbo streaks towards poppy— and comes to a sudden stop to her right, just behind her. she can still feel the -–
[ and turbo snaps back to his cheery demeanor. ]
are we clear on that, lady? or do I need to grind you into sawdust for you to get it through that thick head of yours?
are we clear on that, lady? or do I need to grind you into sawdust for you to get it through that thick head of yours?
February 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
[ and turbo snaps back to his cheery demeanor. ]
are we clear on that, lady? or do I need to grind you into sawdust for you to get it through that thick head of yours?
are we clear on that, lady? or do I need to grind you into sawdust for you to get it through that thick head of yours?
We are’t siblings. We are not related. you are NOTHING to me, so you understand? NOTHING. I’m not Metal-series, or some other unrelated copycat, or any other tangentially related robot to a flower-kisser like you. YOU ARE /NOTHING./ NOT EVEN THE DIRT BENEATH ME HEEL. BELOW EVEN RECOGNITION.
February 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
We are’t siblings. We are not related. you are NOTHING to me, so you understand? NOTHING. I’m not Metal-series, or some other unrelated copycat, or any other tangentially related robot to a flower-kisser like you. YOU ARE /NOTHING./ NOT EVEN THE DIRT BENEATH ME HEEL. BELOW EVEN RECOGNITION.
because you AREN’T. did I not say that? Did I not say that at the beginning of the most infuriating conversation of my life? fine. FINE! let me put it in such a way that even an uninspired bucket of bolts with last-gen processor such as YOU would be able to understand ;
February 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
because you AREN’T. did I not say that? Did I not say that at the beginning of the most infuriating conversation of my life? fine. FINE! let me put it in such a way that even an uninspired bucket of bolts with last-gen processor such as YOU would be able to understand ;
[ shrug. ]
Meh. Technically, ‘turbo’- the adjective- would be closer to ‘supersonic’, the adjective— and not just ‘sonic’. (
Dumb blue idiot can’t even get his name right.)
plus, my name’s a car pun! turbo? turbocharged engine? my race car motif? Classic.
Meh. Technically, ‘turbo’- the adjective- would be closer to ‘supersonic’, the adjective— and not just ‘sonic’. (
Dumb blue idiot can’t even get his name right.)
plus, my name’s a car pun! turbo? turbocharged engine? my race car motif? Classic.
February 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
[ shrug. ]
Meh. Technically, ‘turbo’- the adjective- would be closer to ‘supersonic’, the adjective— and not just ‘sonic’. (
Dumb blue idiot can’t even get his name right.)
plus, my name’s a car pun! turbo? turbocharged engine? my race car motif? Classic.
Meh. Technically, ‘turbo’- the adjective- would be closer to ‘supersonic’, the adjective— and not just ‘sonic’. (
Dumb blue idiot can’t even get his name right.)
plus, my name’s a car pun! turbo? turbocharged engine? my race car motif? Classic.
you know, a poppy is a flower. you know what else is a flower? no, go on, guess. it’s really funny.
February 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
you know, a poppy is a flower. you know what else is a flower? no, go on, guess. it’s really funny.
-- [ turbo slides backwards on his wheels, still 'tut tut tut'ing her. ]
and the only response you can muster to somebody pointing it out is violence. it's sad, really. you're no better than that two-bit metal sonic.
and the only response you can muster to somebody pointing it out is violence. it's sad, really. you're no better than that two-bit metal sonic.
February 12, 2025 at 7:46 AM
-- [ turbo slides backwards on his wheels, still 'tut tut tut'ing her. ]
and the only response you can muster to somebody pointing it out is violence. it's sad, really. you're no better than that two-bit metal sonic.
and the only response you can muster to somebody pointing it out is violence. it's sad, really. you're no better than that two-bit metal sonic.
[ tut tut. turbo wags his finger disappointedly.]
you aren't fooling anybody, love. sure, there's the species jump and all that-- yet, you've still got amy rose written ALL over you. the hairdo, the eyes, the heart motif... even trying to branch out, /you're still her./
--
you aren't fooling anybody, love. sure, there's the species jump and all that-- yet, you've still got amy rose written ALL over you. the hairdo, the eyes, the heart motif... even trying to branch out, /you're still her./
--
February 12, 2025 at 7:46 AM
[ tut tut. turbo wags his finger disappointedly.]
you aren't fooling anybody, love. sure, there's the species jump and all that-- yet, you've still got amy rose written ALL over you. the hairdo, the eyes, the heart motif... even trying to branch out, /you're still her./
--
you aren't fooling anybody, love. sure, there's the species jump and all that-- yet, you've still got amy rose written ALL over you. the hairdo, the eyes, the heart motif... even trying to branch out, /you're still her./
--
— to me, yeah? You’re not even good enough to be something on your own merits.
There’s already an ‘Amy Rose’, but there is only ONE of ME.
There’s already an ‘Amy Rose’, but there is only ONE of ME.
February 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
— to me, yeah? You’re not even good enough to be something on your own merits.
There’s already an ‘Amy Rose’, but there is only ONE of ME.
There’s already an ‘Amy Rose’, but there is only ONE of ME.
[ turbo makes a noise that sounds like somebody clicking their tongue— then he wheels backwards and spins around her. ]
alright, pink. let’s get one thing straight between us, huh? I’m not your sibling. I’m not one of you unoriginal KNOCK-OFFS, so don’t try to kid yourself by comparing yourself —
alright, pink. let’s get one thing straight between us, huh? I’m not your sibling. I’m not one of you unoriginal KNOCK-OFFS, so don’t try to kid yourself by comparing yourself —
February 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
[ turbo makes a noise that sounds like somebody clicking their tongue— then he wheels backwards and spins around her. ]
alright, pink. let’s get one thing straight between us, huh? I’m not your sibling. I’m not one of you unoriginal KNOCK-OFFS, so don’t try to kid yourself by comparing yourself —
alright, pink. let’s get one thing straight between us, huh? I’m not your sibling. I’m not one of you unoriginal KNOCK-OFFS, so don’t try to kid yourself by comparing yourself —
Don’t worry your fluffy mustache, pops. I’ll drive circles around that blue baboon, and I’ll even finish the job before dinner!
February 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Don’t worry your fluffy mustache, pops. I’ll drive circles around that blue baboon, and I’ll even finish the job before dinner!
I’m not an imitation. I’m your better. There’s a very distinct difference between them, so I’d be happy if you’d remember it!
February 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I’m not an imitation. I’m your better. There’s a very distinct difference between them, so I’d be happy if you’d remember it!
Well, duh! I've got more brains in here than you've had in your LIFETIME!
Also, digging my looks? Really? What kind of blow is that? Just say you're jealous and move on, Blue.
Also, digging my looks? Really? What kind of blow is that? Just say you're jealous and move on, Blue.
February 7, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Well, duh! I've got more brains in here than you've had in your LIFETIME!
Also, digging my looks? Really? What kind of blow is that? Just say you're jealous and move on, Blue.
Also, digging my looks? Really? What kind of blow is that? Just say you're jealous and move on, Blue.
[ looks directly at you ] [ launches the car on his head at you like a rocket ]
February 7, 2025 at 7:11 AM
[ looks directly at you ] [ launches the car on his head at you like a rocket ]
'Huski'? HUSK?!
Old man, I'm beyond ANYTHING that blue meanie could ever HOPE to be! The only thing we share in common are memories. Blegh!
Old man, I'm beyond ANYTHING that blue meanie could ever HOPE to be! The only thing we share in common are memories. Blegh!
February 7, 2025 at 7:11 AM
'Huski'? HUSK?!
Old man, I'm beyond ANYTHING that blue meanie could ever HOPE to be! The only thing we share in common are memories. Blegh!
Old man, I'm beyond ANYTHING that blue meanie could ever HOPE to be! The only thing we share in common are memories. Blegh!