Staring at my tapestry rn

I love processing corn

What's up blue sky been doing some plumbing grain hauling and sheep feeding

I've been defeated by aliens from the Salt Planet of Morton IV

Halogenic aliens made me write this tweet

In my time getting to know NYC/LI I've gone from "wow, what a large city", to "hey this isn't even so bad" to "ok I see why kaits family is ok with moving to Indiana"

I think about Newfoundland every day

If only there was an app I could use to educate, and inspire people to great deeds, and maybe even have a laugh or two

Feel like it's an episode of star trek where there used to be a shitty jank website and then a subspace anomaly happened and now there are two shitty websites each more strongly jank than the original

I believe love can change the world or some shit

Restored to its former greatness

Damn you ever watch star trek in a big ass truck