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turboeasteregg
@turboeasteregg.bsky.social
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Gender apathetic gen xer, but she/her for least controversy. Fuck fascism, climate change, capitalism, genocide, colonialism. acab. Conscientious objector to ai: llms and art. Long covider: me/cfs version. Nobody coming to save us, we gotta save each other
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turboeasteregg.bsky.social
this mood is my 🔥goal🔥
Illustration: green toad driving a red segway, wearing a whimsically crooked witch's hat, with large dark eyes and a mouth set in a determined line, with the caption "off to commit tom foolery"
August 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
turboeasteregg.bsky.social
goal: clean up desk

status: abject failure
a long narrow desk with two computer monitors and a keyboard, entirely covered by various items, including empty food bowl, cleaning wipes, unidentifiable gadgets, small open decorative boxes, and who knows what else
July 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
turboeasteregg.bsky.social
The fun part is that it hit me on the head before it spilled itself all over the floor
floor, strewn with many, many old pictures and lots of other detritus, open plastic box in the middle
July 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
turboeasteregg.bsky.social
holy shit i miss this dog. I'm so godsdamned glad i have stupid little videos like this of her.
Salsa, forever in my heart
May 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
turboeasteregg.bsky.social
today in #meCFS #longCovid

🎶 sending an email to the new doctor /
will this one respond / better than the last one 🎶
April 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
turboeasteregg.bsky.social
🏆
i *so* wanted to be in that control group. Knew of the risk of long covid, knew that the symptom i feared most was brain damage. And got myself exposed by talking myself into lowering my guard to please other people, and won the bad prizes. 🙄
image of a sinking chip in front of a sunset, with the caption "mistakes: it could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others"
April 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
turboeasteregg.bsky.social
price increases - here they come. Amazon price increase notice for one of my supplements - net increase of 13% since apparently I'm still saving 5%
(my only goal with supplements is to possibly help my #lomgCovid #meCFS symptoms)
amazon email reads: 1 item in this delivery Price increase Doctors Best Natto-Serra, Supports Circulatory 1 unit every 6 weeks Last price: $18.58 New price: $21.39 Saving: 5%
April 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
turboeasteregg.bsky.social
Facebook marketplace, never change. "Life sized" is the thing that's killing me 😎
posting reads: Life sized handmade porcelain strawberry sculpture - $1,000. Image shows the item: a white strawberry with gold leaves, which is the size of a T-Rex skull, with a woman standing behind it in a white dress who manages to look like an unhappy aclyote of the Cult of the Life Sized Strawberry
March 31, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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update: they are finally on.

I wear them inside out because otherwise the cute pattern leaves uncomfortable imprints on my skin.
pair of feet crossed at the ankle, in compression socks with bright orange toe box and blue and orange zigzag patterns on white socks
March 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
turboeasteregg.bsky.social
me: oh, hey, some nice plain napkins

minutes later: whoops! (cackling)
apparently, a packet of plain white drink sized paper napkins in original packaging with price sticker The actual face of what I thought were plain white napkins, with a lovely blue square and enormous white text that reads "who invited all these tacky people"
February 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
turboeasteregg.bsky.social
i am my dog's 6th or 7th favorite person, and that's beautiful. He seems to value me and he'll come to me when he wants comfort, i just don't happen to fill him with joy the way those 5 other people obviously do. 🐾💕
Small, black and white long haired dog sits on a tile floor, looking wistfully to the left, and very pointedly away from the camera (behind which is yours truly)
January 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
turboeasteregg.bsky.social
the return to work mandate could very possibly have been worked through if there were more time and it wasn't the holidays when the announcement came through. Maybe it gets worked thru Monday, even. Just thhththppppt
Bill the Cat from Doonesbury comic strip, saying "THBBFT!"
January 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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snuck a pic while Tango was focused on mind melding with my dinner
close up of face in profile of long haired black and white flat faced dog with a serious expression of concentration
December 31, 2024 at 1:58 AM
turboeasteregg.bsky.social
our first dog together came to us with the name Mr Chips.

we got a puppy and named her Salsa. Chips and Salsa.

Chips passed away, and we got a puppy and named him Tango. Salsa and Tango.

Discussion has been underway for a while: theoretical next dog... Whiskey? Foxtrot?
Cash?
two Japanese Chin: small long haired black and white dogs lying next to each other on a blue bedspread.
December 26, 2024 at 3:49 AM
turboeasteregg.bsky.social
nobody has noticed yet
three decorative objects lined up on a windowsill: a scented candle, a glass vase with a red poinsettia flower on it, and in the middle, a plastic Christmas tree shaped make-your-own-message board with the message "hawk tuah the herald angels sing"
December 11, 2024 at 3:34 AM
turboeasteregg.bsky.social
right tool for the job
carton of egg whites in the background, with a giant adjustable pliers in the foreground
November 23, 2024 at 6:15 PM
turboeasteregg.bsky.social
holy shit, y'all -- twitpic!! Here's the pic with alt text.
small black dog napping on a blue carpet, surrounded by electric instrument cables
November 21, 2024 at 9:50 PM
turboeasteregg.bsky.social
*moves laundry to dryer*

*unusual tapping sound from dryer*
airpods and their case laid out on a cloth, with a hairdryer pointed at them.
November 18, 2024 at 7:38 PM
turboeasteregg.bsky.social
the arc bends *if people keep pushing on it and at no other time*
couldn't find a cartoon so i made my own: stick figures pushing, pulling, and climbing a large straight pole, causing it to lean over a bit. Handwritten text says "Bend that moral arc towards justice"
November 17, 2024 at 7:33 PM
turboeasteregg.bsky.social
i'm not always sure about being a girl, but i'm definitely part corvid. #shinythings
bathroom counter completely strewn with earrings and pendants - most silver, several gold, and lots in clay or cloth or other unusual materials
November 17, 2024 at 6:30 PM
turboeasteregg.bsky.social
Tango is our sweet cat-dog who endures occasionally wearing clothing with grace
Small long haired push faced black and white dog, wearing a red Buckee's dog tshirt, looking hopefully upwards at off camera food, presumably
November 5, 2024 at 2:26 PM
turboeasteregg.bsky.social
Shit is fucked up and disturbing, have a sprinkler rainbow.
patch of green lawn with a handful of autumn colored leaves. Fine mist of water droplets from sprinkler head sparkling through the air, with a hint of a rainbow.
October 29, 2024 at 5:29 PM
turboeasteregg.bsky.social
Real Giver of Fetch Quest vibes in this pic of Tango.
Small black and white flat-faced dog, in profile, staring into the wind, which is blowing his long hair back dramatically
October 20, 2024 at 4:14 PM
turboeasteregg.bsky.social
I'm new here and this is kinda my vibe
Metronome tick tocking from one side, labeled "a better world is possible" to the other side, labeled "we're so fucked"
October 9, 2024 at 1:52 AM
turboeasteregg.bsky.social
There is no "out there" that will stand for us, or act for us. Only us, standing and taking action for each other.
tweet by @benfranklin2018, May 26, 2021: We're in a trap and it works by keeping us waiting for accountability that never comes, gridlocking congress so no actions can be taken, distracting us with an endless parade of scandals, all while GOP attacks at state level (voter and protest suppression) and consolidates.
October 8, 2024 at 2:09 AM