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Todd should be brought up on war crimes for charging 50 bucks for this figure.
February 9, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Todd should be brought up on war crimes for charging 50 bucks for this figure.
Is this a genuine question?
February 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Is this a genuine question?
That Zartan is amazing.
February 5, 2026 at 12:51 PM
That Zartan is amazing.
Give me Adam Smasher.
February 1, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Give me Adam Smasher.
He played 7 games this season.
January 23, 2026 at 10:43 PM
He played 7 games this season.
No. We don't need anymore of Josh's bestie. Bring in someone who will challenge him, not coddle him.
January 23, 2026 at 12:10 AM
No. We don't need anymore of Josh's bestie. Bring in someone who will challenge him, not coddle him.
Both needed to go. Keeping Beane is a giant mistake.
January 19, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Both needed to go. Keeping Beane is a giant mistake.
Another good Beane signing.
January 10, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Another good Beane signing.
Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat, Joe. Which one?
January 4, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat, Joe. Which one?
Not when you consider shipping.
January 4, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Not when you consider shipping.
That Zatanna is laughably bad. Oof.
December 31, 2025 at 3:22 PM
That Zatanna is laughably bad. Oof.
If I ever hear someone say how great this o-line is again, I will barf on myself.
December 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
If I ever hear someone say how great this o-line is again, I will barf on myself.
38 years. So...not "literally" if you're 40.
December 24, 2025 at 9:49 AM
38 years. So...not "literally" if you're 40.
But listen, if I wanted to argue with simpletons, I'd go back to Twitter. So, take care.
Go Bills.
Go Bills.
December 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
But listen, if I wanted to argue with simpletons, I'd go back to Twitter. So, take care.
Go Bills.
Go Bills.
You're talking about a few tenths of a second difference between every QB's pocket time in the NFL. Tenths of a second. And forget about pro football analysts who do this thing for a living. Instead, let's listen to "It's Pat."
December 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
You're talking about a few tenths of a second difference between every QB's pocket time in the NFL. Tenths of a second. And forget about pro football analysts who do this thing for a living. Instead, let's listen to "It's Pat."
I'm not a millennial so I don't do rage-posting gibberish. Allen was an "INT machine" for a variety of reasons; mostly due to his age. Considering amount of INTs Maholmes has, is he an INT machine, too? And how is Allen supposed to go through progressions when he has no time to throw?
December 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I'm not a millennial so I don't do rage-posting gibberish. Allen was an "INT machine" for a variety of reasons; mostly due to his age. Considering amount of INTs Maholmes has, is he an INT machine, too? And how is Allen supposed to go through progressions when he has no time to throw?
This team has been poorly constructed for years. When Allen had a good WR Corp, he went through his progressions. Now, he doesn't. Knox can't catch, Kincaid can't stay healthy, they have a UPS driver for a coach, and the line is mediocre at best. I've been watching since 86. Thanks!
December 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
This team has been poorly constructed for years. When Allen had a good WR Corp, he went through his progressions. Now, he doesn't. Knox can't catch, Kincaid can't stay healthy, they have a UPS driver for a coach, and the line is mediocre at best. I've been watching since 86. Thanks!
Zero separation. Zero options. Watch the game.
December 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Zero separation. Zero options. Watch the game.
Greg Horn did some amazing covers during that time.
December 21, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Greg Horn did some amazing covers during that time.
Crazy to think that only a few years ago and a few more bucks, got you the awesome Kickstarter Spawn.
December 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Crazy to think that only a few years ago and a few more bucks, got you the awesome Kickstarter Spawn.
We desperately need new blood on this book.
December 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
We desperately need new blood on this book.
Get him a real HC and see what other records he breaks...
December 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Get him a real HC and see what other records he breaks...
You could've posted the same thing dozens of times during McDonald's tenure.
December 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
You could've posted the same thing dozens of times during McDonald's tenure.