TurboBorb
@turboborb.bsky.social
Gage They/Them, 28, 18+ just a Bird who's sometimes a Yinglet! I just post about fat and inflation a whole bunch
Nothing bad could possibly happen from drinking this
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Nothing bad could possibly happen from drinking this
Important note discovered
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Important note discovered
I hope this gives me a huge juicy ass
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I hope this gives me a huge juicy ass
Tempted to get a Keychain of that Bird I hate. (Affectionate)
November 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Tempted to get a Keychain of that Bird I hate. (Affectionate)
I saw Dragon Quest on this canned coffee and had to get it. I'm easy to market to...
November 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I saw Dragon Quest on this canned coffee and had to get it. I'm easy to market to...
Mfw they start turning blue
November 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Mfw they start turning blue
This looks foul so I have to try it
November 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This looks foul so I have to try it
Fuckin uhhhh have some belly
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Fuckin uhhhh have some belly
I've moved so many times in my life and I've been homeless several times as well and yet throughout it all this fucking Austin Powers figure has been with me the whole time
November 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I've moved so many times in my life and I've been homeless several times as well and yet throughout it all this fucking Austin Powers figure has been with me the whole time
The goods. This shit tastes caustic.
November 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The goods. This shit tastes caustic.
Since I'm surrounded by Round 1's I decided to get one of their fancy cards. Especially since this time it was Moomin themed...
November 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Since I'm surrounded by Round 1's I decided to get one of their fancy cards. Especially since this time it was Moomin themed...
I always order blue drinks. Cause like... yknow.
October 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I always order blue drinks. Cause like... yknow.
I mean I dunno I've seen some big ass blueberries
October 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I mean I dunno I've seen some big ass blueberries
Watching fucking CINEMA tonight
October 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Watching fucking CINEMA tonight
They're a species of lil fuckin creatures from a webcomic called Out of Placers!
October 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
They're a species of lil fuckin creatures from a webcomic called Out of Placers!
It's cramped as hell but hey. PROGRESS
October 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
It's cramped as hell but hey. PROGRESS
I just think they're pretty <3
October 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I just think they're pretty <3