tupocitztli.bsky.social
@tupocitztli.bsky.social
My mother once took me to a doctor because I had nightmares. He told me,"Think your dreams like a TV, and change the channel to something funny." Good advice 👍
July 7, 2025 at 7:23 AM
A red state? Don't worry, Nebraska, you have bankruptcy down. Now, all you need is 34 federal indictments, and you can be president 😉
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July 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
HAPPY 3-DAY WEEKEND!!!
July 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
His words mean nothing! How about he starts with excommunicating all those Republicans that call themselves Catholics so we can see that he's serious or simply talking out of a hole in his head like the church has done for a few thousand years!
July 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
They say the same thing about homeless veterans. They love them during campaign season and immediately forget about them until it's time to use them again. Republicans are the ones who'll walk by them unphased but will get distracted by a rainbow.
July 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
ZERO sympathy! Have fun in Cuba!!!
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July 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
You, too, can smell like shit! Let others know who you voted for. The nose knows! 👃
July 1, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Imagine deporting Republicans back to whatever country they originate from, and they refuse to take them. Germany, for sure, doesn't want Drumpf!
July 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Let's keep it real, Cubans killed that 75 year old man. THEY voted for this administration, singing and dancing while doing it!
June 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Is the Cheif making excuses for war crimes ???
June 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Anti-fun table...OK, I'll scratch all your curtains and chew on all the indoor plants to entertain meself!
June 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I'll believe it when I see it. DJT was convicted, yet he's not in prison. He's now president again and breaking law after law and wiping his ass with the constitution. He's inciting racist gangs to also do as they please and pardoning them.
June 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Perfect workout, buddy!!!
June 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
When they're burning in Hell, they'll say,"But I'm Christian!" Trump alone is sending the Devil 77 million souls!
June 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
This deserves a reward of some kind. Beautiful!
June 28, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Pretty soon, they'll be using the app to scan a person's face or fingerprint to unlock cellphones.
June 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Not to mention, Trumpo demanded his father-in-law and mother-in-law get their citizenship, even though he ran in getting rid of chain citizenship for immigrants. Make that make sense?!?
June 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
He's a cartoon character, so it's easy to make fun of him.
June 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM