Tunnel Janitor
@tunnel-janitor.bsky.social
Personification of the Three Virtues: Laziness, Impatience, Hubris. Research cryptographer. I make matrix group ciphertext only homomorphic cryptographic systems for fun, profit, and other reasons.
Of course the Devil lives in Georgia or Florida.
April 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Of course the Devil lives in Georgia or Florida.
You’ll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands.
April 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
You’ll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands.
I think he wants to show that anyone can be deported and locked up forever for no reason under his Administration. He also wants to demonstrate that only he has the ability to release them.
There is absolutely no other logical reason than to flex his supreme “Authority” over the law.
There is absolutely no other logical reason than to flex his supreme “Authority” over the law.
April 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I think he wants to show that anyone can be deported and locked up forever for no reason under his Administration. He also wants to demonstrate that only he has the ability to release them.
There is absolutely no other logical reason than to flex his supreme “Authority” over the law.
There is absolutely no other logical reason than to flex his supreme “Authority” over the law.
Did X (formerly Twitter) become such a cesspit that even the prince of darkness himself moved to BlueSky?
April 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Did X (formerly Twitter) become such a cesspit that even the prince of darkness himself moved to BlueSky?
Well, if anyone would know the truth about the origins of covid, it would certainly be the US Department of Energy. They know everything!
April 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Well, if anyone would know the truth about the origins of covid, it would certainly be the US Department of Energy. They know everything!
Funny you should ask.
March 19, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Funny you should ask.
So trump just signed an EO that gives him oversight powers over everything related to the executive, including the federal elections committee. He’s not consolidating this power just to give it over to a democrat in 4 years, is he?
February 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
So trump just signed an EO that gives him oversight powers over everything related to the executive, including the federal elections committee. He’s not consolidating this power just to give it over to a democrat in 4 years, is he?
Yeah but you only get store credit
February 20, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Yeah but you only get store credit
Set n=8192 or something rediculous like that and it’s not entirely wrong. It’s very suboptimal, but it’s not entirely tripping balls either.
We’re a few years away far from AI producing results on par with cryptographers.
We’re a few years away far from AI producing results on par with cryptographers.
February 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Set n=8192 or something rediculous like that and it’s not entirely wrong. It’s very suboptimal, but it’s not entirely tripping balls either.
We’re a few years away far from AI producing results on par with cryptographers.
We’re a few years away far from AI producing results on par with cryptographers.
Good thing we can’t prove module lattices secure in any model or this might ruffle some Fiat Shamir/FO transform feathers.
February 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Good thing we can’t prove module lattices secure in any model or this might ruffle some Fiat Shamir/FO transform feathers.
Why can’t they just monitor everyone in real time like the USA… amateurs.
February 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Why can’t they just monitor everyone in real time like the USA… amateurs.
Is 3 your origin point? Try zero, it’s easier to visualize.
February 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Is 3 your origin point? Try zero, it’s easier to visualize.
Yes to both, it’s their mission to both break and control cryptographic systems and standards.
Harry Truman put both responsibilities under one organization, because, what could go wrong, really?
Harry Truman put both responsibilities under one organization, because, what could go wrong, really?
February 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Yes to both, it’s their mission to both break and control cryptographic systems and standards.
Harry Truman put both responsibilities under one organization, because, what could go wrong, really?
Harry Truman put both responsibilities under one organization, because, what could go wrong, really?
Friend, I’m not entirely sure you want that.
February 2, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Friend, I’m not entirely sure you want that.
And it was running windows 95
January 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
And it was running windows 95
Who are you talking about?
January 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Who are you talking about?
Happy birthday
January 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Happy birthday
Sad Beige Sedition, for Sad Orange Men.
January 14, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Sad Beige Sedition, for Sad Orange Men.
Can Werner Herzog narrate it please?
January 14, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Can Werner Herzog narrate it please?