Mayur P
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Do you think Taylor Swift will take a private jet down the aisle at her wedding? #nobillionaires No billionaire gets their riches by being good people.
September 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Do you think Taylor Swift will take a private jet down the aisle at her wedding? #nobillionaires No billionaire gets their riches by being good people.
The audacity of my houseplants to ask for a bigger pot. In this economy?!
August 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The audacity of my houseplants to ask for a bigger pot. In this economy?!
Just swiped an active shooter notification without fully reading it and then realized what I did. These are so frequent, it's not even news. "Oh another one. What else is going on?" This is no bueno.
August 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Just swiped an active shooter notification without fully reading it and then realized what I did. These are so frequent, it's not even news. "Oh another one. What else is going on?" This is no bueno.
Tulsi Gabbard does not deserve to be named after the Goddess Tulsi. Maybe Idiot or Bootlicker is more her style?
July 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Tulsi Gabbard does not deserve to be named after the Goddess Tulsi. Maybe Idiot or Bootlicker is more her style?
Alligator Auschwitz will cost estimated $450 mil/yr from FEMA. With up to a potential of 5000 prisoners, that is $90,000 per yr per human. Costs will likely go up. Our taxes fund this.
Tell me again about cutting costs. They're trying to cut FEMA but also use FEMA for atrocities. #evil
Tell me again about cutting costs. They're trying to cut FEMA but also use FEMA for atrocities. #evil
July 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Alligator Auschwitz will cost estimated $450 mil/yr from FEMA. With up to a potential of 5000 prisoners, that is $90,000 per yr per human. Costs will likely go up. Our taxes fund this.
Tell me again about cutting costs. They're trying to cut FEMA but also use FEMA for atrocities. #evil
Tell me again about cutting costs. They're trying to cut FEMA but also use FEMA for atrocities. #evil
The older I get, the more careful I become with what I invest my time and anxiety into.
Especially now when society is cracking, we really have to prioritize what is worth worrying about.
Especially now when society is cracking, we really have to prioritize what is worth worrying about.
July 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The older I get, the more careful I become with what I invest my time and anxiety into.
Especially now when society is cracking, we really have to prioritize what is worth worrying about.
Especially now when society is cracking, we really have to prioritize what is worth worrying about.
I don't care what anyone says. "Jennifer's Body" was a fantastic film.
July 4, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I don't care what anyone says. "Jennifer's Body" was a fantastic film.
"The feed is making you all pissed off and annoyed!"
Yeah, well, maybe we all need to be pissed off and annoyed right now...
Why aren't you madder, brother?
Yeah, well, maybe we all need to be pissed off and annoyed right now...
Why aren't you madder, brother?
July 1, 2025 at 11:20 AM
"The feed is making you all pissed off and annoyed!"
Yeah, well, maybe we all need to be pissed off and annoyed right now...
Why aren't you madder, brother?
Yeah, well, maybe we all need to be pissed off and annoyed right now...
Why aren't you madder, brother?
That most people die in the same social class they were born to, shows that the systems that govern and structure our society truly deliver on what they were meant to do.
July 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
That most people die in the same social class they were born to, shows that the systems that govern and structure our society truly deliver on what they were meant to do.
I wonder if Lupe Fiasco still thinks Obama is the biggest terrorist in America.
June 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I wonder if Lupe Fiasco still thinks Obama is the biggest terrorist in America.
Spotify, stop suggesting Nazi music. Fuck Kanye.
June 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Spotify, stop suggesting Nazi music. Fuck Kanye.
When maga conservatives say they want to make america great again, they're talking about "the nadir", the period of American history between the end of Reconstruction and the civil rights movement. Racism was all the rage (think Dred Scott, segregation/Plessy, lynchings).
June 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
When maga conservatives say they want to make america great again, they're talking about "the nadir", the period of American history between the end of Reconstruction and the civil rights movement. Racism was all the rage (think Dred Scott, segregation/Plessy, lynchings).
Remember when Ashley Madison was hacked and anyone could search names on a website to find members? That but with Republicans on Grindr. Where them hacktivists at?!
June 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Remember when Ashley Madison was hacked and anyone could search names on a website to find members? That but with Republicans on Grindr. Where them hacktivists at?!
The best thing about the new How to Train Your Dragon is not having to listen to Jay Baruchel's voice. 😬 Actually maybe the best part is Gerard Butler 😜
June 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The best thing about the new How to Train Your Dragon is not having to listen to Jay Baruchel's voice. 😬 Actually maybe the best part is Gerard Butler 😜
"Deporting" someone to a country they never lived in is called human trafficking.
Just wanted to clear that up.
Just wanted to clear that up.
June 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
"Deporting" someone to a country they never lived in is called human trafficking.
Just wanted to clear that up.
Just wanted to clear that up.
What inspired Nazi Germany's ethic cleansing policies? Hitler's and their study of the American Holocaust. How white invaders treated and regarded the native populations lead directly to a vision of extermination held by Nazis.
June 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
What inspired Nazi Germany's ethic cleansing policies? Hitler's and their study of the American Holocaust. How white invaders treated and regarded the native populations lead directly to a vision of extermination held by Nazis.
I'm about to ask the most Los Angeles question at this restaurant in Hollywood: "does this have gluten?"
June 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I'm about to ask the most Los Angeles question at this restaurant in Hollywood: "does this have gluten?"
How long before Republicans ban iodine from table salt?
May 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
How long before Republicans ban iodine from table salt?
Sometimes I leave a comment that's not so nice and it gets a bunch of likes. I feel bad for a second and then remember our president has 34 felonies. Lol I think I'm okay. Y'all have bigger fish to fuck.
May 23, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Sometimes I leave a comment that's not so nice and it gets a bunch of likes. I feel bad for a second and then remember our president has 34 felonies. Lol I think I'm okay. Y'all have bigger fish to fuck.
Can someone tell the tech bros that trains and buses already exist?
May 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Can someone tell the tech bros that trains and buses already exist?
Not to shame people for protected characteristics, but since that is apparently somehow okay now, I want to ask why Kash Patel looks like he's always peaking on molly?
May 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Not to shame people for protected characteristics, but since that is apparently somehow okay now, I want to ask why Kash Patel looks like he's always peaking on molly?
Is there anything more adorable than a dog using their two paws to steady a stick or treat so they can go to gnaw city?
May 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Is there anything more adorable than a dog using their two paws to steady a stick or treat so they can go to gnaw city?