Tuna Whisperer™
@tunawhisperer.bsky.social
Frequency modulation practitioner
ENOUGH with the vertical videos already
Mood for the foreseeable future: WTAF
Cruel, but fair
Cat and dog rescuer
CEO of ANTIFA (contact me at my office in the basement of a New York pizza joint which has no basement)
ENOUGH with the vertical videos already
Mood for the foreseeable future: WTAF
Cruel, but fair
Cat and dog rescuer
CEO of ANTIFA (contact me at my office in the basement of a New York pizza joint which has no basement)
Welp, this latest reputational suicide is particularly disappointing
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Welp, this latest reputational suicide is particularly disappointing
Is the hoax still on its desk, or is it in a box in the bathroom at Orange Shitler's wife cemetary now?
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Is the hoax still on its desk, or is it in a box in the bathroom at Orange Shitler's wife cemetary now?
Temu Nosferatu with spray on hair hatches a scheme
November 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Temu Nosferatu with spray on hair hatches a scheme
I know what a magnet is. Please nominate me for the Nobel (or Noble, as Shitler calls it) prize for physics or something, since I'm the only one who knows
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I know what a magnet is. Please nominate me for the Nobel (or Noble, as Shitler calls it) prize for physics or something, since I'm the only one who knows
This Burns pic is gonna be evergreen
November 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
This Burns pic is gonna be evergreen
From now on, when my boss asks me something about anything or anything about something, I'm going to say I never heard of it/don't know anything about it. Let's see how that goes
November 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
From now on, when my boss asks me something about anything or anything about something, I'm going to say I never heard of it/don't know anything about it. Let's see how that goes
I like the fact that nobody playing in this baseball game is at risk of being abducted by overweight masked cowards for not looking enough like Hitler Youth
October 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I like the fact that nobody playing in this baseball game is at risk of being abducted by overweight masked cowards for not looking enough like Hitler Youth
Except it's not tacky gold shit, which you would expect from Tacky Gold ShitForBrains. It's tacky fake polyurethane shit sprayed with fake gold paint. 110 percent fake bullshit, just like Metamucilini himself
October 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Except it's not tacky gold shit, which you would expect from Tacky Gold ShitForBrains. It's tacky fake polyurethane shit sprayed with fake gold paint. 110 percent fake bullshit, just like Metamucilini himself
Get an eye exam, bullshitting dipshit traitor. And maybe consider how you're going to eventually end up after licking the taint of a felonious rapist and fellow traitor
October 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Get an eye exam, bullshitting dipshit traitor. And maybe consider how you're going to eventually end up after licking the taint of a felonious rapist and fellow traitor
My retirement strategy:
Move to USA
Commit wire fraud, identity theft, and general assholery and bullshitting
Profit
Get sentenced
Get sentence commuted by fellow fraud artist
Write book about it
Profit
The end
Move to USA
Commit wire fraud, identity theft, and general assholery and bullshitting
Profit
Get sentenced
Get sentence commuted by fellow fraud artist
Write book about it
Profit
The end
October 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
My retirement strategy:
Move to USA
Commit wire fraud, identity theft, and general assholery and bullshitting
Profit
Get sentenced
Get sentence commuted by fellow fraud artist
Write book about it
Profit
The end
Move to USA
Commit wire fraud, identity theft, and general assholery and bullshitting
Profit
Get sentenced
Get sentence commuted by fellow fraud artist
Write book about it
Profit
The end
Weird how Orange Julius Caesar's knuckledragging ICE thugs aren't swooping into T Mobile Arena to violently and illegally kidnap these baseball players who appear to be not certified Aryan white people
October 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Weird how Orange Julius Caesar's knuckledragging ICE thugs aren't swooping into T Mobile Arena to violently and illegally kidnap these baseball players who appear to be not certified Aryan white people
They grow up so fast
October 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
They grow up so fast
Holy shit. He traded in the Nazimobile he was bribed with during the giant Tesla shillshow in front of the White House for a DMC DeLorean
October 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Holy shit. He traded in the Nazimobile he was bribed with during the giant Tesla shillshow in front of the White House for a DMC DeLorean
Why is our Prime Minister wasting time trying to reach "agreements" with a dementia-riddled convicted felon and rapist who thinks communism has been a thing for thousands of years? Come on
October 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Why is our Prime Minister wasting time trying to reach "agreements" with a dementia-riddled convicted felon and rapist who thinks communism has been a thing for thousands of years? Come on
That would be a good start
October 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
That would be a good start