Warren
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A bee's just landed next to me, and said "5 fluid ounces, 120 pints, 7 cubic inches and 2 teaspoons." I think it spoke volumes.
You know, the more I hear about that Epstein guy, the more I don't care for him.
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
You know, the more I hear about that Epstein guy, the more I don't care for him.
It's obvious: actually reanimate Roger Moore.
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
It's obvious: actually reanimate Roger Moore.
"Well, we've got a GoFundMe page, and we were just a few thousand away from being able to produce Morrissey's new album..."
November 7, 2025 at 12:26 PM
"Well, we've got a GoFundMe page, and we were just a few thousand away from being able to produce Morrissey's new album..."
Why are ghosts always clothed (usually as Victorians)? Do our clothes die with us and become clothes ghosts? Will we see ghosts in the future wearing shell suits or Oasis T-shirts and bucket hats? #LBC
October 31, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Why are ghosts always clothed (usually as Victorians)? Do our clothes die with us and become clothes ghosts? Will we see ghosts in the future wearing shell suits or Oasis T-shirts and bucket hats? #LBC
His punishment was be stripped of his titles, so he's just vermin now, like us.
October 31, 2025 at 12:09 PM
His punishment was be stripped of his titles, so he's just vermin now, like us.
Starbucks forced them onto us while their boss commuted to work in a private jet every day.
October 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Starbucks forced them onto us while their boss commuted to work in a private jet every day.
Toby Jones, Reece Shearsmith, Josie Long, Dr. Hannah Fry, Michael Sheen, Bill Bailey, Phil Wang, Amol Rajan, Clive Myrie.
October 24, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Toby Jones, Reece Shearsmith, Josie Long, Dr. Hannah Fry, Michael Sheen, Bill Bailey, Phil Wang, Amol Rajan, Clive Myrie.
Ideas for #CelebrityTraitors 2026: Richard Osman, @aiannucci.bsky.social Victoria Coren Mitchell, Sandi Toksvig, Sam Campbell, Konnie Huq, Yungblud, Derren Brown, Ian Wright, Johnny Marr, Olivia Colman, Bill Nighy, Damon Albarn, Freddie Flintoff, Professor Brian Cox, Ben Ainslie, Julia Davis.
October 24, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Ideas for #CelebrityTraitors 2026: Richard Osman, @aiannucci.bsky.social Victoria Coren Mitchell, Sandi Toksvig, Sam Campbell, Konnie Huq, Yungblud, Derren Brown, Ian Wright, Johnny Marr, Olivia Colman, Bill Nighy, Damon Albarn, Freddie Flintoff, Professor Brian Cox, Ben Ainslie, Julia Davis.
I'm guessing Betty White's?
October 15, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I'm guessing Betty White's?
It's always the ones you most expect.
October 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
It's always the ones you most expect.
Almost daily, I feel like standing in front of a very fast train. I need more than a piece of cake to lift me up if I'm being honest.
October 12, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Almost daily, I feel like standing in front of a very fast train. I need more than a piece of cake to lift me up if I'm being honest.