giving everyone hits off a laced joint at the neurodivergent safe area at pride

worlds strongest man
vs
1 shift in McDonald's where all the girls kiss you >_<

i wonder when the covfefe presidential act is going to be signed xD

turned off nsfw filters and my feed was immediately filled with furry art and nudes. godspeed 🫡

waking up my sleeping wife who hasn't kissed me in 3 weeks to show her my bluesky post that says "yeah i guess you could call twitter my eX social media 😂"

if twink death isn't real then why did i just see one get hit by a jeep?

ohh fuck what the fuck?? i'm not even supposed to be here