@tumeka.bsky.social
I‘m just an average man with an average life. Ran out of hopes and dreams a long time ago but have plenty of cold hard sarcasm left.
Which is one reason why Putin cannot end this war. He can’t afford thousands of soldiers coming home to wrecking havoc.
For him killing them off in meat assaults and thus buying time till the west has convinced Kyiv to just give up is the better deal. :(
November 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Nope. Nothing will sink Donnie. All throughout his life he has shown that nothing sticks to him.
He could rape his grandchildren on Pennsylvania Avenue and it‘ll be called a misunderstanding, Bidens fault, a hoax fabricated by the dems or just fake news.
But Donnie will, unfortunately, not fall.
November 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Ah, yes, hopes and prayers. The universal remedy that doesn’t cost anything, makes you feel all warm and cozy because you „cared“ and „did your part“, yet unfortunately doesn’t change a damn thing.
November 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Never missing an opportunity to put a saddle on the dead hydrogen horse. :(
Have to give BMW some credit though, their latest BEVs aren’t bad at all. But hydrogen is sooooooo dead…
November 16, 2025 at 12:39 PM
From my experience with C-level executives….most often there is no intelligence at all, thus nothing that could be replaced with AI ;)
November 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
A collection of the rich and famous probably.
Time to play celebrity bingo!
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Tja, die Syrer haben für unseren Großvater halt die falsche Herkunft und Hautfarbe.
Vermutlich wünscht man sich z.B. weisse Südafrikaner die ja angeblich (laut Donnie T.) vertrieben werden und Zuflucht suchen. Die sprechen manchmal sogar schon Deutsch und passen optisch ins Stadtbild. /s
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I‘m sure Donnies coffers are well filled thanks to his presidency, and that’s really all he aims for (next to being in the spotlight 24x7 of course).
Who cares if the measly peasants have jobs, housing or something to eat? /s

Is it time for a revolution yet? Y‘all are still armed, right?
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Donnie will get out of it unharmed. His fans and minions won’t let him down, they will always look up to him.
And then his revenge will come, that‘ll get ugly since thanks to his unlimited and unchecked power dictator Donnie can do whatever he wants.
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 AM
But as usual, nothing will stick to Teflon-Donnie.
His fanbase will admire him for getting away with it for so long, for them he is a role model.
November 14, 2025 at 7:56 AM
For the die-hard MAGA Trump fans it would be an honor if Donnie chose their daughter for some good old-fashioned abuse. They‘d properly deliver them personally.
Anyone remember the „he can grab my pussy anytime“ comments?
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Ah, yes, corruption is only acceptable when the money ends up in Viktors pockets. ;)

Of course Ukraine needs to get this straightened up asap. It is not a reason to withhold aid though. There‘s a war to be won.
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Oops. B-2s, strike drones and possibly a carrier strike group incoming. Better buy some Trump-crypto quickly to soothe the belligerent beast. /s
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 AM
In Zukunft gibt’s dann zum 65ten Geburtstag von der Krankenversicherung einen Strick zum sozialverträglichen Selbsterhängen. Alternativ gegen eine geringe Zuzahlung die Cyanidpille. /s
November 13, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Who doesn’t love seeing a minigun in action, doing the good deed. 💪
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Sorry, but Russia is not willing to negotiate. They idea of „negotiation“ is still that all their demands are met and the other party gets nothing.
So a suspension is very good, talks with Russia are completely pointless.
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Second best army in the world. That’s what winning looks like. /s
Too bad they aren’t greeted with some gifts of the 155mm kind. :(
November 11, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Damn, how naive and stupid can one be?
November 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
As usual: Russia demands that victory, since they cannot achieve it on the battlefield, must be handed to them on a silver platter.
The only response to that audacity can be more pressure. Weapons and ammo for Ukraine!
November 10, 2025 at 10:46 AM
As usual the dems are giving in to blackmail. What a surprise. /s
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Politiker halt. Einerseits Integration fordern und dann, nach erfolgreicher Integration, abschieben in ein für die Betroffenen zunehmend fremdes Land. Klasse Strategie. /s
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Also der tägliche Bericht aus dem Bundestag?
November 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Europa has a better chance to guarantee international law if it is armed to the teeth.
I personally would leave my children a world that doesn’t suffer under Russian boots. Arming Europe to the teeth helps with that, as we have seen Russia is encouraged by weakness and kept in check by strength.
November 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
„ the Americans have given their word“.
Good luck with that Viktor. /s
November 9, 2025 at 11:05 AM
And what exactly is The Intl Criminal Court going to do about it? Oh, right. Absolutely nothing. :(
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 AM